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bojanglesman

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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2014, 04:19:06 PM »
I'm going for a major shopping expedition on Sunday. Amongst the items that I intend to procure are:

- Sweaters (I cleared out last year's stock and not much is left)
- Jeans (I'm down to two pairs of blue, one green, one black and one white)
- Socks (both everyday and sports)
- Watch strap (I don't like the strap on my Bulova)
- Sunglasses (my trusty Pradas are now four years old and showing their age)

How do you go through so many sweaters so quickly?  Do sweater fashions change quickly?

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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2014, 04:52:29 PM »
Does anyone but painters wear white jeans?

I mean I see chinos but that's about it

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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2014, 04:57:03 PM »
Does anyone but painters wear white jeans?

I mean I see chinos but that's about it

I absolutely picture you dressing like a 50 year old man, so yes, I can see how your mind is working.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2014, 04:58:57 PM »
I absolutely picture you dressing like a 50 year old man, so yes, I can see how your mind is working.
Well at least you're picturing me with clothes on. So there's still room for this thread to get a little gayer

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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2014, 04:59:59 PM »
i just dropped too much money on my basement.

$500 TV (60"lcdled thing 1080p rca refurb) (but i got a free smart tv adapter and blu-ray w/ netflix player, so thats alright)
$100 on 2 futons off kijiji. purchased for $150 a piece 45 days prior(have reciepts, but the store was going out of business so he couldnt return-it wasnt jtuds i bought them from)
$60 on a bookcase and a side table($130 floor model i got for $30)
$100 assorted lamps/pillows/cables
$100 on paint i forgot to put on before i got all my excrement, so it will be awhile before i do it


but i have my basement back, and its glorious.


i dont dress very nice cause i dont give a excrement yet, so i wear marks work warehouse clothes mostly. alright price, good construction and nice and plain.

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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2014, 07:04:01 PM »
i just dropped too much money on my basement.

$500 TV (60"lcdled thing 1080p rca refurb) (but i got a free smart tv adapter and blu-ray w/ netflix player, so thats alright)
$100 on 2 futons off kijiji. purchased for $150 a piece 45 days prior(have reciepts, but the store was going out of business so he couldnt return-it wasnt jtuds i bought them from)
$60 on a bookcase and a side table($130 floor model i got for $30)
$100 assorted lamps/pillows/cables
$100 on paint i forgot to put on before i got all my excrement, so it will be awhile before i do it


but i have my basement back, and its glorious.


i dont dress very nice cause i dont give a excrement yet, so i wear marks work warehouse clothes mostly. alright price, good construction and nice and plain.

How much for the hit you put out on your sister in law?
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2014, 10:51:32 PM »
i just dropped too much money on my basement.

$500 TV (60"lcdled thing 1080p rca refurb) (but i got a free smart tv adapter and blu-ray w/ netflix player, so thats alright)
$100 on 2 futons off kijiji. purchased for $150 a piece 45 days prior(have reciepts, but the store was going out of business so he couldnt return-it wasnt jtuds i bought them from)
$60 on a bookcase and a side table($130 floor model i got for $30)
$100 assorted lamps/pillows/cables
$100 on paint i forgot to put on before i got all my excrement, so it will be awhile before i do it


but i have my basement back, and its glorious.


i dont dress very nice cause i dont give a excrement yet, so i wear marks work warehouse clothes mostly. alright price, good construction and nice and plain.

You basically redid your whole basement for less than a grand. That's pretty damn good.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2014, 11:59:49 PM »
Well at least you're picturing me with clothes on. So there's still room for this thread to get a little gayer

This is pretty damn funny alone but considering the source it's gold.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2014, 07:46:37 PM »
I'm going for a major shopping expedition on Sunday. Amongst the items that I intend to procure are:

- Sweaters (I cleared out last year's stock and not much is left)
- Jeans (I'm down to two pairs of blue, one green, one black and one white)
- Socks (both everyday and sports)
- Watch strap (I don't like the strap on my Bulova)
- Sunglasses (my trusty Pradas are now four years old and showing their age)

Retail update: today I purchased the following.

- Two shirts (one black, one red)
- Two pairs of pants (one dark grey, one a kind of grey/green)
- Four pairs of running socks (white Under Armour)
- One pair of boots (black)
- Two sweaters (one light brown, one dark brown)

The queue at the watch repair place was too big and I didn't love the sunglasses I looked at, so a further shopping trip will be required this week (particularly as the arm fell off my Pradas yesterday so now I really have to buy some new ones).

More news as I have it.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2014, 08:21:42 PM »
Retail update: today I purchased the following.

- Two shirts (one black, one red)
- Two pairs of pants (one dark grey, one a kind of grey/green)
- Four pairs of running socks (white Under Armour)
- One pair of boots (black)
- Two sweaters (one light brown, one dark brown)

The queue at the watch repair place was too big and I didn't love the sunglasses I looked at, so a further shopping trip will be required this week (particularly as the arm fell off my Pradas yesterday so now I really have to buy some new ones).

More news as I have it.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2014, 10:38:02 PM »
treat yo'self gurl

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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2014, 03:56:08 PM »
You basically redid your whole basement for less than a grand. That's pretty damn good.

I was thinking the same.  That's some smart shopping there.

It should have ended like an Amex commercial though.

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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2014, 02:07:28 PM »
New sunglasses today.
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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2014, 02:20:27 PM »

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Re: Random Retail therapy
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2015, 07:02:41 PM »
I ordered volume 21 and 22 of TWD on Amazon, once it arrived I realized I already had 21. I requested to return to it, put down "No longer wanted/need" as the reason, and they refunded me and said I don't need to bother sending it back.



Is it just not worth it to them to restock it?

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