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Re: The Legend Of Jameis Winston
« Reply #225 on: April 22, 2015, 06:13:06 PM »
Yeah, hop off his dick.  Heismanberg wants a turn.

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Re: The Legend Of Jameis Winston
« Reply #226 on: April 22, 2015, 06:16:32 PM »
Yeah, hop off his dick.  Heismanberg wants a turn.

No, I'm waiting it out for David Carr's son.
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Re: The Legend Of Jameis Winston
« Reply #227 on: April 22, 2015, 06:17:32 PM »

No, I'm waiting it out for David Carr's son.

Was expecting a Jared Goff joke.  I am disappoint.

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Re: The Legend Of Jameis Winston
« Reply #228 on: April 22, 2015, 06:17:34 PM »

As a kid I've lifted all kinds of excrement from supermarkets and convenience stores. I wouldn't be concerned about it.

When I was a teenager I knew someone who was a cashier at a grocery store. When we got into his lane with a six pack he'd pretend to check my ID, then pretend to scan it, and I'd walk out with it.

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The Legend Of Jameis Winston
« Reply #229 on: April 22, 2015, 06:20:23 PM »
I guess but if my friend worked in the supermarket deli and hooked me up with cold cuts and said not to worry about it I would probably walk out without thinking about it. I doubt he stuffed the crab legs in his pant pockets and tried to hustle out of the store.

IIRC it's on video, he just walks out casually with it in his hand.

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Re: The Legend Of Jameis Winston
« Reply #230 on: April 22, 2015, 06:22:37 PM »

As a kid I've lifted all kinds of excrement from supermarkets and convenience stores. I wouldn't be concerned about it. The more troubling thing is the rape accusation but I still feel it was a  case of two really drunk people freaking.

Had a friend with a stolen liquor business operating out of his trunk.  Another friend and I would keep watch and he'd steal 4 or 5 bottles at a time before they put those freaking sensor things on the top.  We would go from grocery store to grocery store to stock up and then sell at school.  He eventually got caught because of root beer schnapps.  Kids at my high school freaking love root beer schnapps, and it's pretty easy to notice when that keeps going missing.

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Re: The Legend Of Jameis Winston
« Reply #231 on: April 22, 2015, 06:23:42 PM »
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: The Legend Of Jameis Winston
« Reply #232 on: April 22, 2015, 06:31:59 PM »
He eventually got caught because of root beer schnapps..

Did he pull a Randy Wagstaff and rat on you guys?
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Re: The Legend Of Jameis Winston
« Reply #233 on: April 22, 2015, 06:37:21 PM »

Did he pull a Randy Wagstaff and rat on you guys?

Nope.  Dude was loyal.  He went into the army and now works for the IRS stealing other people's money.

There were a few times in high school I could have been in semi-serious excrement with police and somehow didn't get in any trouble.

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Re: The Legend Of Jameis Winston
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Re: The Legend Of Jameis Winston
« Reply #235 on: April 22, 2015, 08:30:26 PM »

hop off of his dick

You forgot to quote Casher.

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Re: The Legend Of Jameis Winston
« Reply #236 on: April 22, 2015, 08:34:10 PM »
You forgot to quote Casher.

The POS that recorded it? 
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Re: The Legend Of Jameis Winston
« Reply #237 on: April 22, 2015, 08:44:21 PM »

The POS that recorded it?

Oops, got Darby and Casher mixed up. I should have known better than to mess up the "facts" of the case with you.

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« Reply #238 on: April 22, 2015, 08:47:41 PM »
Oops, got Darby and Casher mixed up. I should have known better than to mess up the "facts" of the case with you.

Oh, the same kid that told Jameis to stop raping the girl while Casher recorded it. 
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Re: The Legend Of Jameis Winston
« Reply #239 on: April 22, 2015, 09:39:19 PM »

Oh, the same kid that told Jameis to stop raping the girl while Casher recorded it.