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Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« on: October 07, 2014, 08:00:00 AM »
we're not very good
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Re: Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2014, 08:05:00 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on October 07, 2014, 08:00:00 AM
we're not very good

You like 2 dumpster fires named Jets, you should kill yourself now.
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Re: Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2014, 08:10:44 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on October 07, 2014, 08:05:00 AM
You like 2 dumpster fires named Jets, you should kill yourself now.

I can also lay claim to the Blue Jays' dumpster fire.  I basically command the fires of hell.
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Re: Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2014, 08:11:23 AM »
I would like to throw Ondrej Pavelec and his 3.9 million dollar salary into said fire.
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Re: Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2014, 08:18:32 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on October 07, 2014, 08:10:44 AM
I can also lay claim to the Blue Jays' dumpster fire.  I basically command the fires of hell.
Do you find you can spin your head around 360 degrees? Do you have strange religious tattoos? Have Tourette's?


You should go to church and get an excorcism performed, that might get your curse lifted or you need to make a deal with the devil, he's taking a dump on your chest.
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Re: Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2014, 08:30:17 AM »
I like that this thread is already more popular than the Rangers version.
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Re: Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2014, 08:36:51 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on October 07, 2014, 08:30:17 AM
I like that this thread is already more popular than the Rangers version.

i'm glad you guys decided to keep me company in my thread of "hockey woe".
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Re: Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2014, 10:43:59 PM »
something something Evander Kane.

I just want this thread to continue to have more posts than the Rangers thread.
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Re: Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2014, 08:36:22 AM »
The Jets destroyed the Coyotes last night.  I know it's only 1 game...but Paul Maurice's system looks really good.  I hope they keep it up.


The Kane injury looked terrible.  My worst fear is that it's an ACL.  We can't afford to lose any of our blue chip players.
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Re: Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2014, 08:50:57 AM »
Our next 2 games on this road trip are in San Jose and LA respectively.  If we can win there....i'll have renewed faith for this season.
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Re: Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2014, 11:06:09 PM »
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Re: Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2014, 12:08:54 AM »
Eichel or McDavid?
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Re: Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2014, 08:15:01 AM »
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Re: Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2014, 08:18:07 AM »
Any Canadian team that is in a position to draft McDavid and doesn't needs its GM firing on the spot, but I don't think the Jets will picking in the top 2 unless they get lucky in the lottery. They're not that bad.
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Re: Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Season thread
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2014, 08:23:01 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on October 20, 2014, 08:18:07 AM
Any Canadian team that is in a position to draft McDavid and doesn't needs its GM firing on the spot, but I don't think the Jets will picking in the top 2 unless they get lucky in the lottery. They're not that bad.

We're terrible. 

and regardless of where we pick in the draft next June, our GM needs to be fired anyway.
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