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Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:29:24 AM »
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Re: Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2014, 08:35:04 AM »
I was in Detroit for the last minute win. That was an awesome road game.
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Re: Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2014, 08:59:31 AM »
Calvin Johnson's stat line:

15 catches for 357 yards and 6 touchdowns. I can't wait to see what Peyton Manning can do in the coming weeks.
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Re: Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2014, 09:03:36 AM »
Fast forward one week: 

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Re: Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2014, 09:40:46 AM »
Detroit fan I was just talking to seems to think that their run defense isn't as good as the stats say (ranked 2nd) especially with Tulloch now out, and that their secondary isn't as bad as the stats say (25th). Their O-line is a dumpster fire and he expects Stafford to get destroyed by the Jets' pass rush.
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Re: Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2014, 09:43:37 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on September 23, 2014, 09:40:46 AM
Detroit fan I was just talking to seems to think that their run defense isn't as good as the stats say (ranked 2nd) especially with Tulloch now out, and that their secondary isn't as bad as the stats say (25th). Their O-line is a dumpster fire and he expects Stafford to get destroyed by the Jets' pass rush.

Maybe we'll be allowed to return fumbles in this game.
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Re: Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2014, 09:46:34 AM »
Quote from: Badger on September 23, 2014, 09:43:37 AM
Maybe we'll be allowed to return fumbles in this game.

That would require us to recover one, and the chances of lightning striking in successive weeks are very slim.
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Re: Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2014, 10:08:04 AM »
Rex is 2-1 vs. Jim Caldwell.

Victory is assured.
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Re: Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2014, 10:54:54 AM »
If the Jets unfuck themselves on offense, then they'll win the game by 3.
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Re: Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2014, 11:00:09 AM »
Quote from: NDMick on September 23, 2014, 10:54:54 AM
If the Jets unfuck themselves on offense, then they'll win the game by 3.

wait....you don't think the triple-pump screen play will work next week?
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Re: Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2014, 11:01:29 AM »
Jets will win because MB is convinced they'll lose all 3 upcoming games.
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Re: Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2014, 11:02:20 AM »
Honestly, though, I think we're an entirely different team with Decker.  If he heals up, we win this game.
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Re: Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2014, 11:02:34 AM »
I'll settle for the zebras not spotting them a 14 point head start.
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Re: Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2014, 11:21:14 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on September 23, 2014, 11:02:34 AM
I'll settle for the zebras not spotting them a 21 point head start.

Fixed that for you.
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Re: Week 4: Jets vs. Lions
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2014, 12:02:02 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on September 23, 2014, 11:02:34 AM
I'll settle for the zebras not spotting them a 14 point head start.

The refs didn't spot the Bears a 14 point head start either.
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