https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/1587155605025964039?s=19
^ Total Mitt dorkville; below serious question:
What's happened the the ghouls/gobblin 'spooky' vibe that surrounded halloween? Haunted houses and looking to scare the living daylights out of people? Granted there was a sidebar of assholery mischief esp. when you attained punkhood (eggs, shaving cream, smashing pumpkins, etc.) but now it's just a lot of pop culture 'flavor-of-the-month' vanity stuff. Take earlier tonight for example: this one trick or treater that showed up at our front door was a very pretty young blonde 7-8 year old girl as "Harley Quinn" who was decked out in black go-go boots, black fishnet stockings, tiny hot pants, exposed midriff and teased-out/day-glo painted hair and waaaay ott slutty makeup. While the missus explained the DC comic character 'Harley Quinn' to me afterwards we were still a tad skeeved. Another thing: couldn't believe mom & dad didn't give their daughter's "look" a 2nd thought before sending her out to go door-to-door trick or treatin' ...........
I mean who's to say some pedo creep wasn't going from full Clint Gran Torino into thinking....
"Hey, get the hell off my front law.....
............saaay, whadda we have here??....."
on a lighter, more evolved note:
Q: why's halloween the favorite holliday in Appalachia?
A: 'cause they like to pump kin
