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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #6495 on: September 16, 2021, 09:14:47 PM »
One measly stinking gun?  Why stop there?...

https://gununiversity.com/guns-and-gear-giveaways/
None of those guns smell like Marj though.

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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #6496 on: September 17, 2021, 09:16:08 AM »
Can't have drone footage to show how bad the border crisis is if you ban drones from flying in the area!

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« Reply #6497 on: September 17, 2021, 11:09:32 AM »
None of those guns smell like Marj though.

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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #6498 on: September 17, 2021, 11:25:16 AM »
NGL, this might be the most off-putting post of yours that I ever read.
I'm just getting better with age.

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« Reply #6499 on: September 17, 2021, 12:26:32 PM »
Can't have drone footage to show how bad the border crisis is if you ban drones from flying in the area!
What the hell crisis are you talking about??

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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #6500 on: September 19, 2021, 07:55:43 PM »
Breaking: Dems still pretending the Senate Parliamentarian matters as an excuse to not actually enact their agenda

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« Reply #6501 on: September 20, 2021, 10:50:50 AM »
Breaking: Dems still pretending the Senate Parliamentarian matters as an excuse to not actually enact their agenda

https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1439753403475836929


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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #6502 on: September 20, 2021, 10:54:36 AM »
Faking:



Suddenly, when it involves Haitians these two-faced clowns do a 180.  Racists fucks.

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« Reply #6503 on: September 20, 2021, 11:05:23 AM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #6505 on: September 21, 2021, 08:48:05 PM »
Thoughts and prayers to all the victims of this made up disease

https://twitter.com/MarkWarner/status/1440448354417139714?s=19

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« Reply #6506 on: September 21, 2021, 09:08:56 PM »
Thoughts and prayers to all the victims of this made up disease

https://twitter.com/MarkWarner/status/1440448354417139714?s=19

Is it?  This is the first I've heard of it.  Sounds like some James Bond excrement.

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« Reply #6507 on: September 21, 2021, 09:39:55 PM »
Thoughts and prayers to all the victims of this made up disease

https://twitter.com/MarkWarner/status/1440448354417139714?s=19

Closest thing that could be real: it's a more advanced directional sonic or microwave weapon designed for crowd control that can disrupt biological functions except now it works long term somehow

Most likely thing: I got hit with the real version of above and now I want disability
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« Reply #6508 on: September 22, 2021, 06:08:05 AM »
My wife claimed she had Havana Disease when I farted in her general direction.  My farts can cook a burrito in 30 seconds.  Bleedat.

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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #6509 on: September 22, 2021, 10:31:46 AM »
My wife claimed she had Havana Disease when I farted in her general direction.  My farts can cook a burrito in 30 seconds.  Bleedat.
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