Hilarious. Reminds me of that absolute freaking wingnut RevisOfNazareth and whatever else he called himself on TGG who loved him some good old Republican freedom guns, he loved to pontificate about how living in a big city had danger around every corner and it was impossible to guarantee your safety unless you were carrying at all times. Turns out he's never actually lived in a city and was actually from some podunk town, and that those of us who have spent most of our lives living in actual big cities had somehow managed to completely avoid being mugged, raped or murdered despite not at any point equipping ourselves with military grade hardware.