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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #4230 on: August 11, 2020, 09:25:25 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on August 11, 2020, 08:17:02 AM
Is her skin painted on?
Gotta cover the scales
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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #4231 on: August 11, 2020, 09:31:44 AM »
Quote from: Badger on August 11, 2020, 09:25:25 AM
Gotta cover the scales

...you cut me off to my next joke
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #4232 on: August 11, 2020, 09:32:15 AM »
*looks up Harry Potter spells*
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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #4233 on: August 11, 2020, 10:37:32 AM »
why do people think nancy pelosi is hot

she has a hot name but is absolutely abhorrent

you know that hoo-ha is garbage
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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #4234 on: August 11, 2020, 10:39:55 AM »


Quote from: d sw0rdz on August 11, 2020, 10:37:32 AM
why do people think nancy pelosi is hot

Does anyone actually think that?
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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #4235 on: August 11, 2020, 11:01:58 AM »
Quote from: Badger on August 11, 2020, 10:39:55 AM

Does anyone actually think that?

She's 80.  No.  I think someone said she had pretty good jugs for an old lady. 
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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #4236 on: August 11, 2020, 11:02:17 AM »
Quote from: d sw0rdz on August 11, 2020, 10:37:32 AM
why do people think nancy pelosi is hot

she has a hot name but is absolutely abhorrent

you know that hoo-ha is garbage

Nancy Gaga
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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #4237 on: August 11, 2020, 12:36:09 PM »
Quote from: d sw0rdz on August 11, 2020, 10:37:32 AM
why do people think nancy pelosi is hot

she has a hot name but is absolutely abhorrent

you know that hoo-ha is garbage

Prone. Bone.
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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #4238 on: August 11, 2020, 12:40:32 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on August 11, 2020, 12:36:09 PM
Prone. Bone.
Pelosi and Feinstein scissoring

It's in your head now
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« Reply #4239 on: August 11, 2020, 12:41:55 PM »
Quote from: Badger on August 11, 2020, 12:40:32 PM
Pelosi and Feinstein scissoring

It's in your head now
Better than Barney Frank tossing salad with McConnell.
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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #4240 on: August 11, 2020, 12:42:41 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on August 11, 2020, 11:01:58 AM
She's 80.  No.  I think someone said she had pretty good jugs for an old lady. 

That was me and I’ll wear it like a badge of honor

Those chest cannons are national monuments
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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #4241 on: August 11, 2020, 12:49:18 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on August 11, 2020, 12:42:41 PM
That was me and I’ll wear it like a badge of honor

Those chest cannons are national monuments
You just know they are the old silicon hooters from the 80's.  You could probably caulk a bathtub with the stuff in there.  Built for handling, not health.
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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #4242 on: August 11, 2020, 12:59:06 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on August 11, 2020, 12:41:55 PM
Better than Barney Frank tossing salad with McConnell.
Did you see the Lindsey Graham story? With the "ladybugs"?
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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #4243 on: August 13, 2020, 05:23:57 AM »
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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #4244 on: August 13, 2020, 10:12:26 AM »
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