U.S. Politics

[AlioTheFool]

Nah brah, South Dakota's the good one, it's got Mount Rushhmore. North Dakota's the one you ditch.

I was just figuring merge them into a single state of: "Bumblefuck Nowhere" and be done with it. But if Canada wants to annex the northern one, by all means, take that excrement. Hell, I'll even throw in Montana.

[Johnny English]

I was just figuring merge them into a single state of: "Bumblefuck Nowhere" and be done with it. But if Canada wants to annex the northern one, by all means, take that excrement. Hell, I'll even throw in Montana.

We'll take it if you want - we'll never say no to good farmland and oil reserves - but you're going to have to disarm the residents first. We're not sending in the Mounties to take guns off a bunch of American ranchers and cowboys, and we're not letting them keep their firearms because then Alberta will go getting ideas. Maybe you can mollify them by telling them about the free healthcare and non-lunatic politicans they'll be getting?

[AlioTheFool]

We'll take it if you want - we'll never say no to good farmland and oil reserves - but you're going to have to disarm the residents first. We're not sending in the Mounties to take guns off a bunch of American ranchers and cowboys, and we're not letting them keep their firearms because then Alberta will go getting ideas. Maybe you can mollify them by telling them about the free healthcare and non-lunatic politicans they'll be getting?

Oh no, you want them, you take them as-is. All sales final.

[Johnny English]

Oh no, you want them, you take them as-is. All sales final.

freak no, no deal then. We're not just letting a bunch of gun happy Americans become part of our country unless they're willing to assimilate with our laws and cultural norms. We'll stick with our refugees, thanks. They're far less scary.

[Miamipuck]

freak no, no deal then. We're not just letting a bunch of gun happy Americans become part of our country unless they're willing to assimilate with our laws and cultural norms. We'll stick with our refugees, thanks. They're far less scary.

I think you guys can handle the 15 people that live in North Dakota and Montana.

[bojanglesman]

Montana and the Dakotas are beautiful places that I'd like to see some day.  Maybe when the kids get a little older I can take a good week or so and travel through there.

[AlioTheFool]

freak no, no deal then. We're not just letting a bunch of gun happy Americans become part of our country unless they're willing to assimilate with our laws and cultural norms. We'll stick with our refugees, thanks. They're far less scary.

This is why guys like Trump get elected. #thanksobama

[Badger]

freak that, I'm keeping Montana.

[Badger]

Montana and the Dakotas are beautiful places that I'd like to see some day.  Maybe when the kids get a little older I can take a good week or so and travel through there.

Do a Grand Teton/Yellowstone trip across WY/MT. Skip the Dakotas.

[MBGreen]

South Dakota is nice, the black hills area.  North Dakota is a dump.

[Fenwyr]

South Dakota is nice, the black hills area.  North Dakota is a dump.

North Dakota, or as Canadians would rename it, Florida.

[MBGreen]

North Dakota, or as Canadians would rename it, Florida.

Actually...we call it American Manitoba

[Johnny English]

Actually...we call it American Manitoba

North Dakota, Manitoba's poopchute. What MB puts in its mouth today comes out of ND tomorrow.

[sg3]

One Carolina and one Dakota.

Excellent idea

Back to the Great Old Forty Eight AND

FOUR fewer crooked GOP grafting Nazis in the US Senate

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[SixFeetDeep]

"The Hill — Former President Barack Obama has agreed to speak at a Wall Street conference for $400,000, according to a new report.

The former president’s reported speaking fee is nearly twice the price commanded by Hillary Clinton, the 2016 Democratic presidential nominee."