U.S. Politics

[Tommy]

Blimey, the old fucker is still alive as well, or at least he was five years ago.

http://www.ilkleygazette.co.uk/news/news_local/8273576.Pedal_power_to_raise_cash_for_Ben/

Wow. He looks exactly as I pictured him.

[Johnny English]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/911-bill-passes-congress_56742074e4b014efe0d51b50?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

[Badger]

http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/3xj5fe/now_that_cisa_has_passed_here_are_some_tips_to/

[Johnny English]

Because freak the First Amendment, right?

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2015/03/27/pkg-arizona-senator-church-attendance-mandatory.ktvk

[Tommy]

Because freak the First Amendment, right?

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2015/03/27/pkg-arizona-senator-church-attendance-mandatory.ktvk

Stopped caring when I read "state senator". Doesn't take much to get elected as a state senator. Pretty much just putting your name on the ballot.

[Johnny English]

Stopped caring when I read "state senator". Doesn't take much to get elected as a state senator. Pretty much just putting your name on the ballot.

I know, I just think it's hilarious that an elected politician would suggest mandating church attendance through legislation. I only come to your country on occasion to work and/or drink, and even I know that's not legal.

[Tommy]

I know, I just think it's hilarious that an elected politician would suggest mandating church attendance through legislation. I only come to your country on occasion to work and/or drink, and even I know that's not legal.

Yeah there are tons of retarded elected officials. There's a reason for that though. All our intelligent people work in the private sector. That goes for most countries I guess.

[Johnny English]

Yeah there are tons of retarded elected officials. There's a reason for that though. All our intelligent people work in the private sector. That goes for most countries I guess.

lolno

We'll get into this one next week. Happy non-denominational holidays to you and yours.

[Tommy]

lolno

We'll get into this one next week. Happy non-denominational holidays to you and yours.

Happy Kwanza, nigga!

[Johnny English]

Happy Kwanza, nigga!

And a Merry freaking Hannukah to you too, my friend. Allahu Akbar.

[Tommy]

lolololol

[insanity]

And a Merry freaking Hannukah to you too, my friend. Allahu Akbar.

Hannukah ended weeks ago you racist freak

[Johnny English]

Hannukah ended weeks ago you racist freak

It's so hard being politically correct these days.

Happy Festivus and freak you.

[insanity]

It's so hard being politically correct these days.

Happy Festivus and freak you.

I've resorted to, enjoy your things

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I say Merry Christmas because freak anyone who doesn't take it as a positive greeting.  I don't think I've ever had a problem.