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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #600 on: March 16, 2015, 11:24:02 AM »
Ted Cruz is proof positive to teh staggering stupidity of 'Murica:

1.) How the freak did that moron get elected?

2.) Who filled out his candidacy forms?

The guy literally eats rocks.

Nevermind he was born in Canada, explains everything.  Why the freak didn't he stay there and ruin that country with his brand of bigoted stupid.

If he got into Harvard I know a ton of other people that can go there as well.
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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #601 on: March 16, 2015, 11:25:45 AM »
1.) How the freak did that moron get elected?

Texas

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« Reply #602 on: March 16, 2015, 11:28:29 AM »
Texas

Florida would have been more reassuring actually.
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« Reply #603 on: March 16, 2015, 11:30:41 AM »
Florida would have been more reassuring actually.

You guys already have Rubio.

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« Reply #604 on: March 16, 2015, 11:38:07 AM »
You guys already have Rubio.

Hey nothing wrong with a two'fer
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« Reply #606 on: March 16, 2015, 12:21:18 PM »
Slightly off-topic, but slightly not. Has anyone seen the internet banner ads for Texas? It reads: "It's like a whole other country."

Except for slavery, sometimes I wish the North had just said "Oh F this."
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« Reply #607 on: March 16, 2015, 12:49:19 PM »
Slightly off-topic, but slightly not. Has anyone seen the internet banner ads for Texas? It reads: "It's like a whole other country."

Except for slavery, sometimes I wish the North had just said "Oh F this."

The North wouldn't be what it is if the South had seceded successfully.  Say goodbye to the cheap and plentiful resources that would have been traded to Britain and France instead.

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« Reply #608 on: March 16, 2015, 02:11:53 PM »
The North wouldn't be what it is if the South had seceded successfully.  Say goodbye to the cheap and plentiful resources that would have been traded to Britain and France instead.

Meh. F the details. I just despise the South.
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« Reply #609 on: March 16, 2015, 02:12:55 PM »
Meh. F the details. I just despise the South.

Join  the club man.
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« Reply #610 on: March 16, 2015, 02:54:46 PM »
Join  the club man.
Card-holding member here, lol.
I spent my elementary-school years in central FL and still have plenty of family down there.

I love the weather in the south, but it's polluted with proud-of-my-ignorance dipshits. The politicians blatantly and condescendingly take advantage of that.

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« Reply #611 on: March 16, 2015, 03:11:59 PM »
Card-holding member here, lol.
I spent my elementary-school years in central FL and still have plenty of family down there.

I love the weather in the south, but it's polluted with proud-of-my-ignorance dipshits. The politicians blatantly and condescendingly take advantage of that.

Miami is full of dipshits. I named my first kid after the people of Miami, Dipshit Puck has a great ring to it.
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« Reply #612 on: March 16, 2015, 05:28:55 PM »
I wonder what the south would look like today if they had successfully seceded. No way slavery would've lasted another  50 years anyway, as there most likely would've been trade pressure to ban the practice.
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« Reply #613 on: March 16, 2015, 05:30:38 PM »
I wonder what the south would look like today if they had successfully seceded. No way slavery would've lasted another  50 years anyway, as there most likely would've been trade pressure to ban the practice.
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Re: U.S. Politics
« Reply #614 on: March 17, 2015, 01:39:40 AM »
I was too afraid of someone somehow trying to defend them.  I've seen too much of it.  I keep hoping someone finds a way to end the level of partisan politics we see now, but it's just a bunch of freaking overgrown children name calling and lying while they pocket all the money.

Lol I get that I'm in Lib City, but it's not hard to defend their actions when Democratic leaders have openly defied Presidential foreign policy a number of times.  I'm not saying I agree with what they did but anyone really outraged by this honestly needs a history lesson.

Puck I'm not a fan of Cruz as his antics with trying to circumvent SCOTUS via a constitutional amendment re:gay marriage was a freaking joke (kind of like when the left tried to go around the Hobby Lobby ruling), but  I'd vote for him in a national election ahead of Hills a million times over.

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