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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #525 on: July 25, 2021, 02:36:24 PM »
'Have him die somewhere else,' homeowners yell as man attempts lifesaving efforts on their lawn

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1274809
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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #526 on: July 31, 2021, 09:54:06 PM »
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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #527 on: August 03, 2021, 02:01:54 PM »
https://twitter.com/SweeneyABC/status/1422537706173775875

Imagine being an adult male and your angry flex is that your parents are worth two million dollars.  Dream bigger bruh
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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #528 on: August 03, 2021, 02:41:06 PM »
Quote from: reuben on August 03, 2021, 02:01:54 PM
https://twitter.com/SweeneyABC/status/1422537706173775875

Imagine being an adult male and your angry flex is that your parents are worth two million dollars.  Dream bigger bruh

Some serious I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS vibes from this absolute clownshoes.
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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #529 on: August 03, 2021, 02:44:27 PM »
They suspended the crew?  WTF?
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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #530 on: August 03, 2021, 03:28:41 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on August 03, 2021, 02:44:27 PM
They suspended the crew?  WTF?

Taping over his mouth (blocking an airway) and restraining him to the chair (hazard in an emergency landing)

Seems like a dumb policy in this case. He was physically assaulting the cabin crew.
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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #531 on: August 03, 2021, 04:57:12 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on August 03, 2021, 03:28:41 PM
Taping over his mouth (blocking an airway) and restraining him to the chair (hazard in an emergency landing)

Seems like a dumb policy in this case. He was physically assaulting the cabin crew.

Oh I didn't know they taped over his mouth, I thought it was just taping him to the chair.
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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #532 on: August 03, 2021, 05:19:16 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on August 03, 2021, 04:57:12 PM
Oh I didn't know they taped over his mouth, I thought it was just taping him to the chair.

Take a pen and jab a hole through the tape so he can breathe out his mouth like doing an emergency tracheotomy (I saw it once on "M.A.S.H.").  Or, don't grab a flight crew's knockers while taking swings at others.
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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #533 on: August 04, 2021, 01:50:27 PM »
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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #534 on: August 04, 2021, 02:11:42 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on August 04, 2021, 01:50:27 PM
Florida woman flashes funbags on plane, kicks cop who removed.

https://www.businessinsider.com/florida-woman-removed-from-flight-after-exposing-self-police-2021-8?amp

If she would have stopped after flashing her jugs, she probably would have gotten at least a free drink.
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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #535 on: August 04, 2021, 07:18:28 PM »
Tiddies?
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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #536 on: September 16, 2021, 07:25:08 AM »
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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #537 on: January 19, 2022, 06:18:12 PM »
'citrus greening' a type of bacteria will result in Florida's smallest orange crop in 75 years

https://www.tampabay.com/news/business/2022/01/19/florida-on-pace-for-smallest-orange-crop-in-over-75-years/

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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #538 on: July 26, 2022, 07:57:42 PM »
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Re: Only in Florida
« Reply #539 on: August 28, 2022, 09:24:34 PM »
Apparently insurance companies are bailing out of Florida's private insurance market en masse. Guess they're scared of left wing stuff.
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