Only in Florida

[Johnny English]

Puck sinks to new depths

[Miamipuck]

Puck sinks to new depths

Hahahahaha

[JFIF]

I don't think life in Prison is gonna work out too well for this guy

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/local/teen-charged-in-murder-of-his-mother-on-christmas-eve-1.254087?page=0

[Tommy]

What a fuckn' poopchute.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

What a fuckn' poopchute.

Maybe he just really didn't want to spend time with his family.

[Heismanberg]

I don't think life in Prison is gonna work out too well for this guy

They won't put that wannabe Michael Myers in general population. 

[Tommy]

Maybe he just really didn't want to spend time with his family.

Hahahhahaha. Come on, man.

[Johnny English]

http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2012/07/robert-casey-jailed-after-police-find.html

[Badger]

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/12/600-people-involved-in-movie-theater-brawl-5-arrested/

Five teenagers were arrested when a 600-person brawl broke out in a Florida movie theater’s parking lot on Christmas night.

Described by police as a “melee,” the fight occurred around 8:30 p.m. on Wednesday outside the Hollywood River City 14 movie theater in Jacksonville when a group tried to storm the theater’s doors without purchasing tickets, police said. Several had rushed an off-duty police officer working as a security guard.

The officer “administered pepper spray to disperse the group, locked the doors and called for backup, following protocol,” said Lauri-Ellen Smith, a spokeswoman for the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office.

Soon after the pepper spray was used, “upward of 600 people moving throughout a parking lot about the size of a football field began fighting, disrupting and jumping on cars,” she said.

Sixty-two police officers were called to the scene to break up the brawl, “sequestering them and separating them,” Smith said.

[Heismanberg]

I bet most of them were there to see A Madea Christmas

[Cane]

"Described by police as a 'melee'"

Sounds more like a brouhaha to me. Maybe even a hullabaloo.

[Tommy]

I bet most of them were there to see A Madea Christmas

Hahahahahaha

[Jumbo]

http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2013/12/24/peanut_butter_thrown.html

DELTONA --
A Volusia County woman is charged with battery after throwing a spoonful of peanut butter at her brother.

Deputies took 29-year-old Rachel Byrd into custody after getting into an argument with her brother, who is also her roommate.

The argument started when Byrd got mad because her brother's dog urinated in their living room.

That's when Byrd threw the peanut butter at his face and the dog bit her in the leg.

She was arrested, even though the brother said he didn't want to press charges.

[Heismanberg]

http://www.wfla.com/story/24349814/breaking-bad-winner-arrested-on-drug-charges

[Miamipuck]

http://www.wfla.com/story/24349814/breaking-bad-winner-arrested-on-drug-charges

True genius.