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WINNIPEG – A 40-year-old Florida man has been sentenced to eight years in prison for disguising himself as a busty female clown and robbing a Winnipeg credit union at gunpoint.Rondell Johnson barged into the Crosstown Civic Credit Union last December and demanded cash.He was wearing a dress, blonde wig, white gloves and a mask, while a pair of Nerf balls were used as breasts.Johnson has been given credit for 10 months of time served.It’s unclear how or why he was in Canada in the first place.
It’s unclear how or why he was in Canada in the first place.
A Florida man accused of pushing his pregnant girlfriend on the ground reportedly began wildly rambling about Obama following his arrest.John Henry Shiffner, 18, was arrested Saturday evening in the town of Century, according to an Escambia County Sheriff's report obtained by The Smoking Gun. Shiffner's 30-year-old girlfriend said he was agitated because of a recent death in the family, and when she tried to calm him down, he pushed her on the ground hard enough that she landed on her back.The woman is two and a half months pregnant, which she said Shiffner knew.The arresting deputy wrote in the report that Shiffner "began rambling on about how Obama is right." Shiffner then allegedly stated, "Obama said cops always listen to women."Some light Googling indicates that Obama has probably never said this.
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Quick hypothetical......would you rather wake up from surgery with both arms amputated or your penis amputated? As weird as it sounds, I'd say bye to my wiener.
I know a guy who was born without arms and legs. He does alright.
Jerking off with a prosthetic hand sounds like fun.
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