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Re: Phartz
« Reply #45 on: March 21, 2017, 01:25:41 PM »
I let out a silent fart in my cubicle by total accident.  As soon as it happened, I bolted to go for a walk.

I hope my flavor goes well with the salad my cubicle neighbor was eating for lunch.

Could be an awkward afternoon.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #46 on: March 21, 2017, 01:26:49 PM »
Prrrrt
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #47 on: April 15, 2019, 11:20:23 AM »
I've increased the fiber in my diet over the last 7 days.  People are starting to complain.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #48 on: December 11, 2019, 12:34:32 PM »
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #49 on: December 11, 2019, 01:54:40 PM »
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #50 on: April 23, 2020, 10:22:08 PM »
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #51 on: June 16, 2020, 03:39:41 PM »
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #52 on: April 10, 2022, 11:31:59 AM »
Should be a good Sunday...my farts smell like eggs
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #53 on: April 10, 2022, 12:15:19 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on April 10, 2022, 11:31:59 AM
Should be a good Sunday...my farts smell like eggs
I had some jalepeno cheese, bacon, and tacos.  Flames.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #54 on: April 10, 2022, 12:17:14 PM »
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I had some jalepeno cheese, bacon, and tacos.  Flames.
#Febreeze
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #55 on: April 10, 2022, 12:25:31 PM »
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#Febreeze
Nothing is taming this cloud.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #56 on: June 27, 2022, 10:24:38 AM »
i need to light a match in my office. 
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #57 on: June 27, 2022, 05:40:52 PM »
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #58 on: February 02, 2023, 07:59:28 PM »
https://youtu.be/byOIMNSW2jU

Welcome to the barbeque.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #59 on: February 03, 2023, 07:54:56 AM »
I watched the whole thing and it didn't get any less funny.
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