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Re: Phartz
« Reply #30 on: January 03, 2015, 11:23:57 AM »
I just shat out the chinese food from last night. This should be one of Raiden's fatalities.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2015, 08:26:51 AM »
We went to On the Border last night for dinner. Today I am a walking disaster movie.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2015, 08:27:53 AM »
We went to On the Border last night for dinner. Today I am a walking disaster movie.

Oh dear god that place is horrible.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2015, 09:21:12 AM »
Oh dear god that place is horrible.

I love OTB. As far as chain restaurants, only Longhorn Steakhouse is better to me.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2015, 09:48:23 AM »
I love OTB. As far as chain restaurants, only Longhorn Steakhouse is better to me.

Your nuts dude, if you go to a really good authentic Mexican joint you would never eat there again. Not to pick a fight or put you down, it's like living in New York and going to eat at the Olive Garden.

I will agree with you though if you want a decent non aged steak at a good price, you can't beat the Longhorn. The price/selection/portion/quality is fantastic value.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2015, 11:09:41 AM »
Take it to the next level:

A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: Phartz
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2015, 11:24:59 AM »
Your nuts dude, if you go to a really good authentic Mexican joint you would never eat there again. Not to pick a fight or put you down, it's like living in New York and going to eat at the Olive Garden.

I will agree with you though if you want a decent non aged steak at a good price, you can't beat the Longhorn. The price/selection/portion/quality is fantastic value.

As with any chain restaurant, you don't go there for the authenticity. You go there because you enjoy that place's fare. It's just like you don't order Dominoes when you want "pizza" you order it because you want "Dominoes."

I've had TexMex in Texas, Arizona, and Southern California. OTB isn't anywhere near those, but I don't go to OTB for authentic TexMex.

I also like Olive Garden, despite the fact that I'm Italian and that's sacrilegious. It's not "eating Italian" it's "eating Olive Garden."
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2015, 11:36:01 AM »
As with any chain restaurant, you don't go there for the authenticity. You go there because you enjoy that place's fare. It's just like you don't order Dominoes when you want "pizza" you order it because you want "Dominoes."

I've had TexMex in Texas, Arizona, and Southern California. OTB isn't anywhere near those, but I don't go to OTB for authentic TexMex.

I also like Olive Garden, despite the fact that I'm Italian and that's sacrilegious. It's not "eating Italian" it's "eating Olive Garden."

You're confounding that's for sure, you're a New York version of MBGreen.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2015, 11:38:37 AM »
You're confounding that's for sure, you're a New York version of MBGreen.

Once Alio crosses over from Microsoft to the Oracle darkside...then he can use that title.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2015, 11:48:13 AM »
You're confounding that's for sure, you're a New York version of MBGreen.

Heh, I guess. But I don't have a problem separating chain food from high-quality food. I eat at Del Frisco's at least once a year and that's about as good as food gets. I eat at OTB, Longhorn, TGIFriday's, and Olive Garden a few times a year each and I enjoy them. I know the difference between good food and a family restaurant atmosphere.

I love my kids with all of my heart, but I'm not taking them to Del Frisco's.

Once Alio crosses over from Microsoft to the Oracle darkside...then he can use that title.

Never going to happen.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2015, 12:48:12 PM »
switched to a new whey protein a few days ago.

The resulting aromatic bouquet could peel wall paper.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2015, 01:36:49 PM »
Paleo is making my woman hate me

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Re: Phartz
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2016, 04:43:21 PM »
I farted while taking a pee at work. The guy taking a excrement in the nearby stall gagged a little. Guess he doesn't like Arby's.

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

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Re: Phartz
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2016, 04:54:07 PM »

Paleo is making my woman hate me

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Re: Phartz
« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2016, 07:48:00 AM »
Was washing my hands last night in my bathroom while my pizza is taking a shower. I let an obnoxious fart rip.

"Did you say something?"

"giggle. No."

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