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Phartz
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:38:43 PM »
they're bad today.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2014, 03:19:44 PM »
*lights cubicle chair on fire*
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2014, 03:40:35 PM »
For shits and giggle see if you can light yourself on fire and then take pics.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2014, 03:51:44 PM »
For shits and giggle see if you can light yourself on fire and then take pics.
Your dad will be sad
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2014, 08:42:25 PM »
For shits and giggle see if you can light yourself on fire and then take pics.

Win.

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Re: Phartz
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2014, 09:45:38 PM »
Your dad will be sad

Only if the pics were blurry.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2014, 07:27:16 PM »
still bad.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2014, 10:09:16 AM »
My dog just farted.  It was so noxious I think I could actually see it floating in the room.  I'm not even mad.

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Re: Phartz
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2014, 10:12:57 AM »
My dog just farted.  It was so noxious I think I could actually see it floating in the room.  I'm not even mad.

I used to work in a warehouse with a rottweiler who had farts that turned the air into acid. My bosses were always feeding him people food.

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Re: Phartz
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2014, 11:17:15 AM »
My dog just farted.  It was so noxious I think I could actually see it floating in the room.  I'm not even mad.
I used to work in a warehouse with a rottweiler who had farts that turned the air into acid. My bosses were always feeding him people food.

Feed any dog big macs, and watch the destruction.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2014, 12:58:18 PM »
Never trust a fart. I ruined my jets underoos already.

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Re: Phartz
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2015, 09:54:35 AM »
had chinese food last night.  You can connect the dots.
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2015, 10:24:12 AM »
Whatd you have for second dinner an hour later?

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Re: Phartz
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2015, 10:25:49 AM »
Whatd you have for second dinner an hour later?

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bucket of soya sauce
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Re: Phartz
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2015, 11:04:37 AM »
My wife made a vegetarian chili.  It is wonderful.  It's effects aren't.

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