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Re: Good Movies
« Reply #4260 on: July 24, 2022, 12:18:35 PM »
*shrug*  it was.  The only MCU movie i almost got up and left midway thru. It was worse than Iron Man 3.

even your favorite website gave it 67%
IM3 was OK, IM2 was the excrement one.
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Re: Good Movies
« Reply #4261 on: July 24, 2022, 12:19:57 PM »
The one with Mickey Rourke is the one that sucked
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Re: Good Movies
« Reply #4262 on: July 24, 2022, 12:27:57 PM »
Everyone knows my thoughts on the MCU but I will see Blade and whatever the hell they do with the X-Men reboot 

they're bringing back the 90s Xmen cartoon in 2023...it's called Xmen 97.  Same theme song...should be a gooder.
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Re: Good Movies
« Reply #4263 on: July 24, 2022, 12:29:16 PM »
The one with Mickey Rourke is the one that sucked

that was Iron Man 2....they were both pretty bad.
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Re: Good Movies
« Reply #4264 on: July 24, 2022, 03:26:20 PM »
they're bringing back the 90s Xmen cartoon in 2023...it's called Xmen 97.  Same theme song...should be a gooder.

Everyone who remembers the original is going to take a long drive through the uncanny valley when the tone shits completely from a 90s era one.
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Re: Good Movies
« Reply #4265 on: July 24, 2022, 05:07:38 PM »
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Re: Good Movies
« Reply #4266 on: July 24, 2022, 09:44:16 PM »
*shrug*  it was.  The only MCU movie i almost got up and left midway thru. It was worse than Iron Man 3.

even your favorite website gave it 67%
Pornhub gave it 67%?

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Re: Good Movies
« Reply #4267 on: July 24, 2022, 09:45:26 PM »
Everyone who remembers the original is going to take a long drive through the uncanny valley when the tone shits completely from a 90s era one.
Unacceptable. Nothing is allowed to be different from my childhood.

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Re: Good Movies
« Reply #4268 on: July 24, 2022, 10:17:36 PM »
Pornhub gave it 67%?

I'm more of an xhamster user.
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Re: Good Movies
« Reply #4269 on: July 25, 2022, 03:07:18 PM »


Give me more old sex

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Re: Good Movies
« Reply #4271 on: July 28, 2022, 01:40:26 PM »

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Re: Good Movies
« Reply #4272 on: July 28, 2022, 02:01:31 PM »
https://twitter.com/CorgiHell/status/1552418778436489216?t=l9KNund21_IgfI-jx-HJqg&s=19

"Anyone who thinks the Oscars are a metric of good filmmaking..."

you can kind of stop there haha.
And I'm someone who's a lifelong film buff and watched the Oscars religiously since I was a kid. I haven't watched a broadcast in a while, and it used to be the biggest deal to me.
The Will Smith-spraying-tiny-dick-cuck-diarrhea everywhere escapade was not watched by me live, thankfully, and drove the last few nails into the coffin of any respect I had for that self-fellating, now-meaningless charade.

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Re: Good Movies
« Reply #4273 on: July 28, 2022, 03:27:27 PM »
"Anyone who thinks the Oscars are a metric of good filmmaking..."

you can kind of stop there haha.
And I'm someone who's a lifelong film buff and watched the Oscars religiously since I was a kid. I haven't watched a broadcast in a while, and it used to be the biggest deal to me.
The Will Smith-spraying-tiny-dick-cuck-diarrhea everywhere escapade was not watched by me live, thankfully, and drove the last few nails into the coffin of any respect I had for that self-fellating, now-meaningless charade.

MF'er was literally allowed to get a naked man statue and give a speech after assaulting someone. Shameless.

My favorite part was that he was laughing until he saw Jada roll her eyes.
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Re: Good Movies
« Reply #4274 on: July 30, 2022, 09:04:33 PM »
The Black Phone was decent.  Worth a watch at least.


***SPOILERS****





I haven't read the short story, but the whole psychic sister storyline seems like it was tacked on to pad the runtime.  The father too.  Not sure it was really necessary.  I think the whole movie could have taken place in the basement, starting with him waking up and ending on him walking out.