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CatoTheElder

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1995 on: December 03, 2023, 03:51:58 PM »
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« Reply #1996 on: February 21, 2024, 12:35:03 AM »
Matthew Slater retired.

He won't get in, but I wonder if there will at least be a conversation about HoF.  16 years, ten pro bowls, and three rings. 

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« Reply #1997 on: February 22, 2024, 07:53:58 AM »
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1998 on: March 11, 2024, 07:26:21 PM »
Jacoby Brissett signed with lolpats

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1999 on: April 17, 2024, 08:48:55 AM »
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39955777/how-patriots-legend-bill-belichick-end-nfl-job


bahaha!

sweet karma for freaking us over when we "almost" hired him.


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« Reply #2000 on: April 17, 2024, 12:22:25 PM »
That article goes out of its way to not say the obvious reason Belichick has no job. For all the "genuis" bullshit, without Tom Brady, he hasn't been successful. Being an poopchute certainly doesn't help, but I'm sure any owner will put up with an poopchute who wins.

I hope he goes to Dallas next year. That'll be fun to watch implode.
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« Reply #2001 on: April 17, 2024, 12:23:27 PM »
Kraft has probably kicked himself in the derriere a hundred times for choosing Bill over Tom. Good.
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well