lolPats

[Heismanberg]

I can't stand McCorkle...but in his defense, Belichick fucked him over last year by giving him Patricia (OC) and Judge (QB coach).

He also kept threatening to put Bailey Zappe in.  Charmin soft mental toughness. 

[MBGreen]

He also kept threatening to put Bailey Zappe in.  Charmin soft mental toughness. 

I hope that place turns into a 3-ring circus this season.

[Badger]

[Derek Smalls]

As the Celtics lose as double-digit favorites...

[d sw0rdz]

As the Celtics lose as double-digit favorites...

losing to a sixers team without embiid in game one has to be a confidence crushing defeat

[Andrew Ryan]

losing to a sixers team without embiid in game one has to be a confidence crushing defeat

At home, no less...

[dcm1602]

ESPN's Mike Reiss reports the Patriots forfeit two voluntary OTAs for violation of offseason rules.
Starting to sound like a broken record. It now makes sense why the Patriots suddenly cancelled Thursday's session. The specific infraction has yet to be reported but New England will also forfeit a voluntary practice next week.

If you're not cheating you're not trying

[Johnny English]

If you're not cheating you're not trying

The reason turns out to be hilariously excrement and banal.

https://theathletic.com/4552985/2023/05/25/patriots-rules-violation-bill-belichick/

[Johnny English]

Oops.

https://twitter.com/_AndrewCallahan/status/1669890028674203654

[Johnny English]

Also this and the subsequent reply and pwnage is fun.

https://twitter.com/TympanickLaw/status/1670071415691681794

[reuben]

https://twitter.com/TympanickLaw/status/1669910627358220288

[CatoTheElder]

https://twitter.com/TympanickLaw/status/1669910627358220288

Bruhhh...

[dcm1602]

Of course all the Pats fans are comparing this to Quinnen Williams

I'd prefer we compare this to Aaron Hernandez

[Derek Smalls]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1674181275425337346

I'm sure a lot of it is funny money, but I thought this was a fake account when I saw the contract.

[Libero_2]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1674181275425337346

I'm sure a lot of it is funny money, but I thought this was a fake account when I saw the contract.

So they signed Parker for the same rate we signed Lazard for. I’m sure you are right some of it isn’t real, but then again some of Lazards probably isn’t real either.