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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1815 on: December 26, 2022, 01:25:03 PM »
League is reviewing an illegal hit by Mac Jones. As well as being a little bitch he's dirty as freak, between this (which was clearly illegal given it was below the waist, from the side, and he was playing on defense as the ball was being returned after a turnover which means it wasn't a block in the first place) and at least two incidents of kicking defenders while sliding he's well on his way to becoming a very unpopular player.

Patriots fans seem to not be fans either.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1816 on: December 26, 2022, 04:34:42 PM »
League is reviewing an illegal hit by Mac Jones. As well as being a little bitch he's dirty as freak, between this (which was clearly illegal given it was below the waist, from the side, and he was playing on defense as the ball was being returned after a turnover which means it wasn't a block in the first place) and at least two incidents of kicking defenders while sliding he's well on his way to becoming a very unpopular player.

Patriots fans seem to not be fans either.

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I've got to think that an atypically dirty quarterback is a problem that will be solved by the league's defensive linemen.  Micheal Clemons could possibly provide a solution. 
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1817 on: December 26, 2022, 05:00:16 PM »
Ankle-twisting, as well. 



I've got to think that an atypically dirty quarterback is a problem that will be solved by the league's defensive linemen.  Micheal Clemons could possibly provide a solution. 

DCs should be scheming ways to chase him out of the pocket and make him a runner.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1818 on: December 26, 2022, 06:06:24 PM »
DCs should be scheming ways to chase him out of the pocket and make him a runner.

First priority is win the game. Mac Jones isn’t a very good QB and teams are scheming to beat the Pats, which most teams aren’t finding all that hard. If it wasn’t for our atrocious QB play, it’s quite possible the Pats are 6-9 or 5-10 right now.

Knocking Mac Jones out, isn’t beneficial, just a nice bonus.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1819 on: December 26, 2022, 06:57:04 PM »
First priority is win the game. Mac Jones isn’t a very good QB and teams are scheming to beat the Pats, which most teams aren’t finding all that hard. If it wasn’t for our atrocious QB play, it’s quite possible the Pats are 6-9 or 5-10 right now.

Knocking Mac Jones out, isn’t beneficial, just a nice bonus.

Knocking Mac Jone out is beneficial for humanity.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1821 on: January 10, 2023, 02:52:53 PM »
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1822 on: January 11, 2023, 02:16:56 PM »
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1823 on: January 11, 2023, 02:19:01 PM »
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Report: The #Patriots are expected to change offensive coaches following a meeting between Bill Belichick and owner Robert Kraft, per @tomecurran
 

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1824 on: January 17, 2023, 02:02:23 PM »
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1825 on: February 06, 2023, 10:14:27 AM »
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« Reply #1826 on: February 06, 2023, 11:06:20 AM »
https://twitter.com/PeteThamel/status/1622627430492954624

good coach, but wasn't going anywhere except the Patriots*

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« Reply #1827 on: February 06, 2023, 11:22:07 AM »
good coach, but wasn't going anywhere except the Patriots*

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Steelers fans seem to not be big on him.
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« Reply #1828 on: February 06, 2023, 11:27:20 AM »
Steelers fans seem to not be big on him.

Why?  Because he left before the season was over?
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« Reply #1829 on: February 06, 2023, 11:39:01 AM »
Why?  Because he left before the season was over?

"he was derriere, I’m not saying he can’t do better, but the entire fan base was happy when our worst position group was coachless instead of being under him"

"He was so bad for the Steelers that he didn’t even last a year."

"The Steelers line wasn’t good while he was coaching there but they also didn’t have much going for them from a talent perspective."

"Alternate headline: Former OL coach for the Steelers, one of the worst OL in the league at the time, is expected to join the Patriots coaching staff"
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