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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1455 on: May 28, 2020, 07:00:47 PM »
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1456 on: May 28, 2020, 07:31:48 PM »
Hahahahahahahah Thank you that is awesome.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1457 on: May 28, 2020, 07:53:47 PM »
It was deleted, what was it?

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1458 on: June 12, 2020, 12:02:44 PM »
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1460 on: June 18, 2020, 09:05:47 AM »

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1461 on: July 08, 2020, 04:27:33 PM »
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1462 on: July 28, 2020, 08:03:01 AM »
Donta Hightower and Marcus Cannon opted out
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1463 on: July 28, 2020, 01:25:36 PM »
Donta Hightower and Marcus Cannon opted out
+Chung, Vitale, Bolden

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1464 on: July 28, 2020, 06:08:13 PM »
THAYRE TANKING
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1465 on: July 28, 2020, 11:30:21 PM »
Xi Jinping called Chung's dad and told him not to let his son play this season lest he get caught in the planned second wave

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1466 on: July 31, 2020, 07:39:19 PM »
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29572970/bill-belichick-cam-newton-win-patriots-starting-qb-job?platform=amp

Heh. Heheheh. HehehehahahahahahahaBAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1467 on: August 10, 2020, 04:46:05 PM »
Pats signed HB Lamar Miller
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1468 on: August 10, 2020, 05:40:43 PM »
The Patriots* continue to get worse
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1469 on: August 13, 2020, 05:22:22 PM »
https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1294006328084619266?s=
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#Patriots rookie center Dustin Woodard is retiring, source said. The seventh-round pick from Memphis’ decision isn’t COVID-19 related — he’s simply decided to walk away.

Does he get benefits? He was an NFL draft pick after all.....
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