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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1380 on: March 10, 2020, 08:20:42 PM »
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« Reply #1381 on: March 10, 2020, 10:18:13 PM »
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« Reply #1382 on: March 23, 2020, 10:46:18 AM »
Reminder that New England's starting QB next season is likely going to be one of Jarret Stidham, Brian Hoyer and Cody Kessler.
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« Reply #1383 on: March 23, 2020, 10:58:08 AM »
Reminder that New England's starting QB next season is likely going to be one of Jarret Stidham, Brian Hoyer and Cody Kessler.
I am still excited about this prospect, but

Reminder that in the past 15 years we've played a Brady-less Patriots team twice and our record is 1-1, and our one win was in overtime.

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« Reply #1384 on: March 23, 2020, 11:16:44 AM »
I am still excited about this prospect, but

Reminder that in the past 15 years we've played a Brady-less Patriots team twice and our record is 1-1, and our one win was in overtime.


And our QB was Brett Favre.

I think it's actually longer, like 19 years.
So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1385 on: March 23, 2020, 02:39:45 PM »
Pats cutting Gostkowski

The important thing to know is that his middle name is Carroll.

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« Reply #1386 on: March 23, 2020, 03:04:11 PM »
According to Manish, they have the hardest SOS in the league next season. They might actually be going for it.
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« Reply #1387 on: March 23, 2020, 03:05:17 PM »
According to Manish, they have the hardest SOS in the league next season. They might actually be going for it.

Do you see who has the second hardest?

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« Reply #1388 on: March 23, 2020, 03:07:27 PM »
Do you see who has the second hardest?

I didn't, I assume it's us? We still might have a better roster than them this year; the difference is that they have the best coach in the league, and we have one of the worst.
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« Reply #1389 on: March 23, 2020, 03:12:45 PM »
I didn't, I assume it's us? We still might have a better roster than them this year; the difference is that they have the best coach in the league, and we have one of the worst.

'Tis.  I'm kind of glad to be honest, because it will be trial by fire for Gase.  If we finish .500, he'll have earned his third year. 

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« Reply #1390 on: March 23, 2020, 03:46:30 PM »
According to Manish, they have the hardest SOS in the league next season. They might actually be going for it.

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« Reply #1391 on: April 02, 2020, 05:23:40 PM »
Kraft bought 1.7M masks for frontline healthcare workers in Massachusetts, and sent the Patriots team plane to China to pick them up. And he's also giving 300,000 of them to New York. lover of the older lady.
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« Reply #1392 on: April 02, 2020, 05:27:37 PM »
Kraft using the same routes he smuggled in Asian girls with to bring in masks

Good for him

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Re: lolPats
« Reply #1393 on: April 21, 2020, 02:46:43 PM »
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Sources: Retired #Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski has told New England that he’s interested in playing football again — and would want to do it with the #Bucs and QB Tom Brady. A trade would have to be worked out for this to happen.
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« Reply #1394 on: April 21, 2020, 02:56:30 PM »
FFS

Of course new England will end up getting significant trade compensation for a freaking retired player

Even though it is amusing Brady and Gronk both wanted to get the freak away from BB