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lolPats
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:51:08 PM »
I am disappointed to discover that this thread does not already exist.

Patsfans.com is funny reading tonight:

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Revised needs to go back to his island. Having him chasing around the other teams #1, it doesn't help the other DBs....I'd rather see him shut down a side and let the others worry about the rest

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Welcome to average.
The run is over.
You can't turn a sow's ear into a silk purse.
You win the games in the trenches. Always have.
I don't how or why they've lost their direction over the years but they have.
You build a team from the inside out. What you saw today was a team that was a shell of itself.

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How the hell is it that Denver can afford the players they have and the Pats can't???
Friggin Emanuel Sanders is lighting it up tonight for Denver. And Brady gets to throw to Kembrell Thompkibs while the Kraft's pocket 13 mil in cap space. Are you shitting me???

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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2014, 10:08:28 PM »
Christ it's the first fuckn' game. Fans are morons everywhere.
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2014, 12:08:09 AM »
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Tom Brady is no longer an elite QB. His accuracy has fallen drastically and he can NOT throw the ball down the field anymore. Honestly I would put in Garappolo for awhile, he doesn't have the football IQ or good decision making of Brady, but his passing is superior at this point.

The Patriots offensive line continues to be the worst (in my opinion) in the league, and it all starts with Nate Solder. The O line needs a complete revamp except for Connoly.

The defensive line, although usually not as bad as it was today, continues to put absolutely ZERO pressure on the QB.

Lastly.... CHANDLER JONES IS THE MOST OVERRATED SCRUB IN THE NFL! THIS DUDE IS THE DEFINITION OF HYPE.

This makes me happy
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2014, 12:42:06 AM »
Their tears taste glorious.
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2014, 01:22:02 AM »
Lol wow Garoppa The Rapper over Brady?


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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2014, 05:57:17 AM »
Brady took a pounding last night and I don't mean from Gisselle's strap on.

He looked slow and labour-some, throws were off by yards. We have endured him for years but it's nearly over- I bet he can't wait to line up opposite to our D line.....
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2014, 06:03:00 AM »
Quote from: ScotlandJet on September 08, 2014, 05:57:17 AM
Brady took a pounding last night and I don't mean from Gisselle's strap on.

He looked slow and labour-some, throws were off by yards. We have endured him for years but it's nearly over- I bet he can't wait to line up opposite to our D line.....

I'd feel a lot better if we had some outside rushers, but pressure up the middle has always been his biggest issue. Also I'm sure his calf problem was some of his issue, which should get better as the year goes on. That said, the Mfer is almost done and it will be a happy day when Brady just sits the freak down for good
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2014, 06:41:22 AM »
Brady has been sneering at us for years - freak him- I hope Wilk or Coples takes his head off.
Props to Cameron Wake yesterday he has some engine- can you imagine how sick our D would be with an edge rusher like this.
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2014, 12:41:10 PM »
Always good to see New England lose a division game besides us, this is what we need.

The fans are spoiled of course, they hadn't lost an opener in 11 years. Imagine that for a minute.
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2014, 12:59:45 PM »
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AFC East Passer Rating:

Geno Smith - 96.6
EJ Manuel - 91.7
Ryan Tannehill - 79.9
Tom Brady - 70.9 
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2014, 01:35:13 PM »
Quote from: Italian Seafood on September 08, 2014, 12:41:10 PM
Always good to see New England lose a division game besides us, this is what we need.

The fans are spoiled of course, they hadn't lost an opener in 11 years. Imagine that for a minute.

They won their second SB that year of course.
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2014, 02:15:56 PM »
Saw the end of that game and it ended strangely. Floating bombs that were off target down the field. Slow to get the team moving they just went ahead and used up all of the clock. It kind of reminded me of McNabb in the Super Bowl. Just strange to see Brady run the two minute offense like that.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2014, 02:23:39 PM »
Quote from: Hemi on September 08, 2014, 02:15:56 PM
Saw the end of that game and it ended strangely. Floating bombs that were off target down the field.

Brady lost his deep ball accuracy a while ago. 
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2014, 06:00:06 PM »
Brady had the lowest comp % of QBs in week 1, barring a LOLEli night.
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Re: lolPats
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2014, 06:21:51 PM »
Quote from: Badger on September 08, 2014, 06:00:06 PM
Brady had the lowest comp % of QBs in week 1, barring a LOLEli night.
Now if only he fumbles a ball off of someone's butt well be set
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