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Re: Buffalol
« Reply #1140 on: December 08, 2023, 12:02:43 PM »
"A bunch of kids get shot in school several times a year.  Alright let's get out there and kick some derriere!"

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« Reply #1141 on: December 08, 2023, 12:48:16 PM »
“I knew a guy that died in 9/11 so that makes my comments actually not insane” is twilight zone material

It's like the old "I'm not racist at all, my buddy at work is Puerto Rican!"
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« Reply #1143 on: December 08, 2023, 02:38:37 PM »
Wow goldmine, thanks Sean. 

I wonder what Adam Gase's motivational speeches were like.  I imagine either a ventriloquist routine where he drinks water while Dowell Loggains heckles players, or just lorem ipsum text.

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« Reply #1145 on: December 09, 2023, 07:39:20 AM »
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« Reply #1147 on: December 09, 2023, 11:28:31 AM »
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« Reply #1149 on: January 22, 2024, 08:25:53 AM »
The Bills are in something of a mess with the cap now as well, this was their YOLO shot to win a Super Bowl. Now they have some really tough personnel decisions to make: they're $43M over the cap for next season, their defense gets paid a ton of money and is starting to get old, and they have a couple of players making a ton of money that they can't move on from.

- Stefon Diggs is underperforming and an poopchute in the locker room, makes $28M next year, costs $31M in dead money if he's cut or traded
- Von Miller is completely washed, makes $24M next year, costs $32.5M if he's cut or traded

Tre White and Matt Milano are both 30 next season, both coming off serious injuries, and cost $28M between them - perfectly good value if they come back healthy and able to play to their previous standards, but expensive millstones if they don't. White is particularly concerning if I'm a Bills fan, in the last three seasons he's torn his ACL and then his achilles - the odds of him ever getting back to his previous standards would seem pretty low.

It even costs them $7.5M to cut Tyler Bass. which is $3M more than keeping him. They're really in a tough spot.
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« Reply #1150 on: January 22, 2024, 08:28:05 AM »
Stefon Diggs is underperforming

Did a Bills fan tell you this?
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« Reply #1151 on: January 22, 2024, 08:33:05 AM »
Did a Bills fan tell you this?

Relative to his previous years his numbers aren't great, and the last few games he's not been much of a factor. 5 TDs and 5 100 yard games in his first 6 games, 3 TDs and 0 100 yard games in the next 13 including the 2 playoff games. He had 21 yards on 3 catches and dropped what could have been the game winning TD last night.

Overall, he has not been very good this year.
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« Reply #1152 on: January 22, 2024, 08:53:38 AM »
Overall, he has not been very good this year.

I don't see it that way.

Shakir and Cook emerged as a threats.  They also draft Dalton Kincaid.  Diggs was still a target vacuum and this year doesn't look that much different than 2021 for him. 

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« Reply #1153 on: January 22, 2024, 08:57:28 AM »
The biggest problem with Buffalo is not the injuries.  It's all the excuses that Josh Allen gets.

It's never his fault.  The dude has 21 turnovers in the regular season.  He had the ball in crunch time last night and once again, didn't get the job done.  First it was Ken Dorsey.  Then Diggs.  Now Tyler Bass. 

We can blame the kicker, but the QB being an idiot put him in that spot.  He had two checkdowns wide open to get them closer to either a first down or a shorter field goal and went full retard, as usual. 
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« Reply #1154 on: January 22, 2024, 09:08:28 AM »
OK, but if Diggs catches that ludicrous 60 yard pass then they quite possibly win the game courtesy of a throw virtually no one else in the league can make. I'm not excusing Allen's mistakes and I'm not blaming Diggs for them losing last night, but $28M for 21 yards, 3 catches, a fumble and a crucial drop is part of why they have a problem next season.
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