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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #150 on: January 19, 2016, 12:28:37 PM »
Sheldon for the Joe Thomas of five years ago would be an awesome piece of business. Sheldon for 31 year old Joe Thomas would be pointless, we already have an aging left tackle.
And he turned that retarded Tweet into an article for ESPN New York.


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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #151 on: May 06, 2016, 08:22:29 AM »
From the r/nyjets user who brought you all your breakdowns on why Geno is awesome and Fitz is garbage:  https://www.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/4i01hu/predictions_for_who_makes_the_top_100_players_of/d2u9n46

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Landry is Def not better than Decker. He's not even more than an average WR that everyone overrates cause of youth.

Yep, didn't set the record for most catches in the first two years of a career or anything


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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #152 on: May 06, 2016, 09:09:33 AM »
From the r/nyjets user who brought you all your breakdowns on why Geno is awesome and Fitz is garbage:  https://www.reddit.com/r/nyjets/comments/4i01hu/predictions_for_who_makes_the_top_100_players_of/d2u9n46

Yep, didn't set the record for most catches in the first two years of a career or anything



Clearly you're missing the entire point, which is that Decker is actually a far better receiver than he's given credit for but is being held back by the coaching staff's insistence on playing that scrub Fitzpatrick ahead of misunderstood superstar Geno Smith, and here's twelve pages of annotated still images and excrement analysis to prove I'm right.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #153 on: July 28, 2016, 03:33:54 PM »
"Geno throws 1st TD in camp
Guess who threw 2 ints already
Here's a hint jets just paid him 12 mill lol"



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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #154 on: July 28, 2016, 04:43:52 PM »
"Geno throws 1st TD in camp
Guess who threw 2 ints already
Here's a hint jets just paid him 12 mill lol"



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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #155 on: September 25, 2016, 07:18:07 PM »
"Time to flush the Bowles after this season. Todd isn't a top notch coach. Too much talent to play this badly. Also he's the worst clock manager since Herm."


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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #156 on: September 25, 2016, 07:20:02 PM »
"Fitz announced after the game that he will donate his game check to the American Foundation for the Blind."



i chuckled at this one.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #157 on: October 30, 2016, 02:04:43 PM »
You know how they should play Brady,  I would blitz him every down...... lol
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #159 on: December 03, 2017, 04:04:04 PM »
My dad's friend Patrick: "Jermaine Kearse sounds native American."

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #160 on: December 03, 2017, 04:05:39 PM »
He also turned down the last round of steaks at our tailgate, then bought stadium nachos in the first quarter, then spent the rest of the game and the ride home (in progress) complaining about gas.

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #161 on: December 03, 2017, 04:41:36 PM »
He also turned down the last round of steaks at our tailgate, then bought stadium nachos in the first quarter, then spent the rest of the game and the ride home (in progress) complaining about gas.
So how is Puck?

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #162 on: December 10, 2017, 11:18:06 PM »

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #163 on: December 10, 2017, 11:20:06 PM »
lol what
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #164 on: December 14, 2017, 11:53:10 PM »
"Thank you Jets for giving me the best years of my life. Whatever you guys need, just let me know. You give my life all its value."

The was said by the co-founder of uStadium...Nick Spano's gay sports app. 



He shook my hand breed tub and walked away