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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #75 on: December 02, 2014, 10:06:24 PM »
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The Jets are like that one cousin you can't stand, but you gotta love em cuz he's family.

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #76 on: December 02, 2014, 10:08:21 PM »
Totally Normal Reactions

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Would a JETS fan who's at the game please walk down to the press room and punch Rex Ryan in the mouth.
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With someone's erect anatomy..
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I would spit on him if I was close

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #77 on: December 02, 2014, 10:11:45 PM »
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Jets made a record for rushing yes in a qrt in 3 yrs
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200 yes in a half first time in 5yrs

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #78 on: December 02, 2014, 10:23:13 PM »
crap sighting

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Did u c that block in the back cause i surely saw it crap
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #79 on: December 02, 2014, 10:26:29 PM »
how many fingers and toes am I holding up?

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Watching some of these others teams makes me want to cry, puke and laugh like a lunatic on insanity knowing the number of times the Jets made the many long ball catches, turnover making, long running plays can be counted with my toes and fingers lol. Sad season though 96 will always take the cake haha!
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #80 on: December 02, 2014, 10:54:06 PM »
how many fingers and toes am I holding up?


96, apparently.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #81 on: December 07, 2014, 09:54:44 PM »
The Few and the Far

"Percy Harvin is one of the few and far Jets WR who this year caught over 100 yards receiving and got a TD in the same game!"
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #82 on: December 07, 2014, 09:57:12 PM »
The Few and the Far

"Percy Harvin is one of the few and far Jets WR who this year caught over 100 yards receiving and got a TD in the same game!"
The few......the far......the Marines.

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #83 on: December 07, 2014, 09:57:20 PM »
hot off the presses

"I just realized Percy Harvin makes his return to Minnesota for the first time since being traded to Seattle!"
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #84 on: December 07, 2014, 10:03:27 PM »
Rex addiction puts on weight


"QUIT REX YOU FAT freak!"
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #85 on: December 08, 2014, 05:16:32 AM »
If only people could communicate effectively.

The average persons communication skills are being destroyed by texting, tweeting and general social media stuff.
Need a new one for a new board...

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #86 on: December 08, 2014, 06:30:59 AM »
If only people could communicate effectively.

The average persons communication skills are being destroyed by texting, tweeting and general social media stuff.

Nah, I bet these people were always idiots. They just have the means to broadcast it now.

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #87 on: December 08, 2014, 11:05:18 AM »
Nah, I bet these people were always idiots. They just have the means to broadcast it now.

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #88 on: December 14, 2014, 11:07:25 PM »
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Another step away from Mariota. No worries, when was the last time a Heisman Trophy winner was really good in the NFL? My dark horse is Bryce Petty.

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WOW! We can't even lose when we need to. Now, I'm extremely DISGUSTED ...  >:(

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I hate this team. We could have had heisman new coach and new gm. It's awful being a jets fan.

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I once liked Rex. Saw two playoff runs with him, only 1 time before that as I'm only 33. No more after tonight's pressers! "Real Fans" I've got a toe for you to suck right here fetish boy!

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I legit feel like we just lost a playoff game. It's not like I'm mad at Rex or the players for trying to win but today is just another example that we can't get a break
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #89 on: December 15, 2014, 06:24:52 AM »
Losing is a magnet for retards.