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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2014, 04:36:55 PM »
Remembering the Contributions of the Former Jet John Abraham

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2014, 04:43:14 PM »
Protesting the Weekly Rankings of Power

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I would like to know how the Jets are below the Pats, Bears, Ravens, or even the Packers. Did any of the people at ESPN watch any football during the playoffs or even last year? How are the Jets number 21?

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #47 on: September 14, 2014, 02:50:49 PM »
Upon the Team's Arrival in Green Bay:



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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #48 on: September 14, 2014, 07:11:20 PM »
Reflections on Today's Match Against the Packers of Green Bay:

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Allen> Walls > Wilson >>>>>>> Milliner

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Remember when every team has a former jets kicker/punter and there doing well

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Listening to Rex's Press Conference and he is not taking a stand said he didn't call time out and he should say that he's the head coach and will talk with Marty! Just saying! Damn Rex as good of a coach you are, you like to bumble and excrement!

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Soooo apparently we don't cover wide receivers during our games. Our all pro d - end thinks he a boxer.our oc thinks timeout can be called by him. Well thinks must change quickly cause the next 4 games each qb can throw for 400 without a problem

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #49 on: September 26, 2014, 10:14:05 PM »
An "overheard at MetLife" thread would be equally bountiful.

At the bears game, in my section alone, there were chants for Vick, Sanchez, Jameis Winston. and Tebow
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #50 on: September 26, 2014, 10:24:04 PM »
To be honest I was surprised at how good decker was. I wasn't a fan of the signing just because he was white, and couldn't believe a white WR would make a difference. Is that racist?

IDK, if the Jets had Jordy Nelson and Wes Welker, would they be better?
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #51 on: October 21, 2014, 04:37:42 PM »
The Extension of Wide Receiver Jeremy Kerley

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Then Harvin is not being re signed and this trade was a bust. Stupid

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Well then its even stupider because they are both in the slot

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #52 on: October 26, 2014, 09:35:01 PM »
Logan Mankins...savior.

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Any chance we should have tried calling the Patriots about trading for disgruntled guard Logan Mankins?! I know that Belichick would have rather kiss a dead moose in the derriere than do business with the Jets haha, but do you think he would have helped us out despite the money and contract he would have demanded?! I think he could have helped out our LG situation.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #53 on: October 26, 2014, 09:47:36 PM »
Assignment of Blame

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Is not john idzik playing on the field not even rex .its offend and the defend .need a miracle to survive .

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #54 on: October 26, 2014, 09:55:22 PM »
good question:

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So completely off the Jets for a second...can someone explain to me why the steelers are wearing these jerseys that make them look like big bumble bees?


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IF THE JETS PLAYED LIKE THE STEELERS DID TODAY AGAINST THE COLTS, THEY COULD WEAR TOM BRADY'S LINGERIE FOR ALL I CARE
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #55 on: October 27, 2014, 10:40:55 AM »
Apparently drafting the best QB prospect in the last 20 years had no effect:

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Colts rebuilt in one year flat in 2012 had the right people and personnel in office.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #56 on: October 27, 2014, 10:50:34 AM »
Apparently drafting the best QB prospect in the last 20 years had no effect:


Not to mention the Colts had the previous #1 QB prospect of the last 20 years, freak them.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #57 on: October 27, 2014, 10:50:39 AM »
Grammar...Zero fucks given:

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IDZIK TO SPEAK AT 11. 30 TODAY HE IS GOING TO TRY TO SUCKER ALL JETS FANS ABOUT HIS PLANS HE HAS NONE DONT DRINK THE KOOL AID DONT BE A SUCKER
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #58 on: October 28, 2014, 05:30:11 PM »
the downfall of Mike Ditak

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After the 1999 season, the New Orleans Saints did a total house cleaning that involved firing the legendary Mike Ditak, all members of the coaching staff and the general manager, I'm sure a few scouts also got the boot as well. I'm sure something will happen like that after this season for the New York Jets!
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #59 on: October 28, 2014, 05:34:20 PM »
ohhh lawwd...not the nails!!garaf@#$afdf!$#%@#DF

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Just listened to Idzik press conference! Oh my God I feel like biting my nails just so he shuts up every time he tries to put emphasis on things. He sounds like an idiot!
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