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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2014, 02:39:03 PM »
Making a Prediction:
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2014, 11:37:11 AM »
Ugh. That "Largest Jets fan group on facebool" is insufferable so I had to leave. Really dumb stuff comes out of that stinkhole.

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2014, 11:48:23 AM »
You won't "beat him to death with a Jet helmut"?

When I google image search "Helmut" I see a lot of nazis and naked people.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2014, 11:56:15 AM »
Suggestions Regarding Personnel:
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We still need to give Bailey a try out if Lions don't sign him! Rex and Rob may have same philosophies and talk football but there are few if any players that played for both men in their careers, well big ones anyway.

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Champ is one of the best corners to ever play! He was stupid good at man coverage. Let's sign him to a year maybe and have him be in a player/coach role!!! I bet rex also called his brother too lol

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #34 on: September 04, 2014, 10:27:45 PM »
Making Preparations for Attendance:
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Quick question to you all. In order to tail gate at the stadium do you have to buy a parking pass before hand? Or can I role up buy one from some parking lot person?????

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #35 on: September 04, 2014, 10:28:39 PM »
^Gotta be Zace.

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #36 on: September 05, 2014, 03:18:14 PM »

Enjoying Sports Radio On a Friday Afternoon:

"Idzik was just on espn radio and sounded like a baffoon , still won't announce the starting QB for the yr. I'm sure that's great for genos confidence . Guy acts like he won ten Super Bowls ."
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2014, 03:23:49 PM »
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"I am so pumped for Sunday!!! Hoping my 2 favorite teams win!! Go Jets and Dolphins!!!!"
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2014, 08:43:36 AM »
Regarding Offensive Trickery With Our Quarterbacks:

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It's kind of like madden when you know you're going to win so you start trying crazy plays like subbing in a third string mlb as a te in the wildcat formation for the hell of it

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I LIKE IT AND I DONT THINK ITS A PROBLEM FOR THEM !

DEFENSE WAS NOT READY FOR THAT

I LIKE IT

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I think the 2 QBat the same time is Complete BS, and that throw was Bad (As In NOT GOOD at all).


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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2014, 08:46:48 AM »
Monday Edition: Overheard at MetLife Stadium

Midway through the first quarter:

"I knew Decker was no good. He was a product of Peyton Manning."

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2014, 08:52:02 AM »
To be honest I was surprised at how good decker was. I wasn't a fan of the signing just because he was white, and couldn't believe a white WR would make a difference. Is that racist?
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2014, 09:24:01 AM »
To be honest I was surprised at how good decker was. I wasn't a fan of the signing just because he was white, and couldn't believe a white WR would make a difference. Is that racist?

yes, but no one is surprised by this
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2014, 09:57:51 AM »
To be honest I was surprised at how good decker was. I wasn't a fan of the signing just because he was white, and couldn't believe a white WR would make a difference. Is that racist?

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2014, 10:10:58 AM »
To be honest I was surprised at how good decker was. I wasn't a fan of the signing just because he was white, and couldn't believe a white WR would make a difference. Is that racist?

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2014, 01:30:34 PM »
To be honest I was surprised at how good decker was. I wasn't a fan of the signing just because he was white, and couldn't believe a white WR would make a difference. Is that racist?

No, because it's impossible for white people to be victims of racism.