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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #240 on: April 30, 2021, 08:18:31 AM »
Made the mistake of putting on WFAN while I was making breakfast.

Feel free to read this in the biggest manbaby voice you can imagine:

"Angry Jets fan here, long time, how are da Jets gonna develop dis kid from BYU if dey couldn't develop da raw talent a Sam Darnold?!"

At least the hosts spent the next 5 minutes flaming him for his dumbass opinion

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #241 on: April 30, 2021, 08:22:12 AM »
HOW ARE DA JETS GONNA HAF GUD QB IF CHAD PENITON GOT HURT?

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #242 on: May 01, 2021, 04:10:50 PM »
 

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #243 on: May 24, 2021, 08:39:31 PM »
WFAN caller complaining that none of Belichick's players would be seen "chugging beers at the local hockey rink."

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #244 on: May 24, 2021, 08:45:32 PM »
WFAN caller complaining that none of Belichick's players would be seen "chugging beers at the local hockey rink."

Imagine complaining that your team isn't enough like the post-Brady Patriots.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #245 on: May 24, 2021, 09:47:59 PM »
Imagine complaining that your team isn't enough like the post-Brady Patriots.
Also ignoring the entire Gronk era

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #246 on: May 24, 2021, 11:11:49 PM »
Also ignoring the entire Gronk era

Or Julian Edelman.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #247 on: May 30, 2021, 08:34:23 AM »
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #248 on: September 13, 2021, 05:46:48 PM »
Captain Jet:

BEING A JET FAN IS LIKE DRINKING A SLURPY  YOU SaY OH BOY IM GLAD I DID THIS THEN THE COLD GOES RIGHT TO YOUR HEAD  THEN ITS OW OW OW. !!!

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #249 on: December 16, 2021, 11:03:23 PM »

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #250 on: February 15, 2022, 04:47:11 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN_LR6Ds9Yo

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #251 on: February 15, 2022, 04:56:20 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN_LR6Ds9Yo

this guy is worse than Nick Spano

Who is watching 30 minute videos of random Jets fans vomiting their views onto Youtube? And why?
A cross-dressing limey poofter

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #252 on: February 15, 2022, 07:46:23 PM »
Who is watching 30 minute videos of random Jets fans vomiting their views onto Youtube? And why?

No one, yet he keeps making them
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #253 on: February 28, 2022, 08:32:34 PM »
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #254 on: March 02, 2022, 12:56:37 PM »
https://twitter.com/skydrew__/status/1498419846266167297?s=21

This gave me AIDS
"And I KNOW Jet fans treat having a Black quarterback like Marvel fans treat having a black spiderman" ......... ?"

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