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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #180 on: March 17, 2018, 12:11:53 PM »
Some fuckwit on Reddit purporting to be a Jets fan:


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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #181 on: March 17, 2018, 12:14:47 PM »
No way the Eagles risk their chance at another ring by trading the best insurance policy in the league unless someone blows their doors off with a trade.  And any team that does it should be laughed at in perpetuity.  They need Foles in case Wentz isn't ready to play yet.  They can't afford to start 0-2 when they are the Super Bowl favorite.  They are paying Foles peanuts.  They should trade him at the deadline if Wentz is healthy.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #182 on: March 17, 2018, 01:29:17 PM »
No way the Eagles risk their chance at another ring by trading the best insurance policy in the league unless someone blows their doors off with a trade.  And any team that does it should be laughed at in perpetuity.  They need Foles in case Wentz isn't ready to play yet.  They can't afford to start 0-2 when they are the Super Bowl favorite.  They are paying Foles peanuts.  They should trade him at the deadline if Wentz is healthy.
That's still only the 2nd dumbest part of that suggestion.

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #183 on: April 27, 2018, 07:16:52 AM »
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So if Darnold is so good and was rated higher then every other QB, why then is everyone giving the Jets an A grade? Shouldn't it be A+? That right there tells you something.


Some imbecile from the Jets Facebook page actually complained that the Jets received an "A" for a draft grade...
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #184 on: April 27, 2018, 07:18:09 AM »
Some imbecile from the Jets Facebook page actually complained that the Jets received an "A" for a draft grade...

hahahahaha

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #185 on: April 27, 2018, 07:23:56 AM »

Some imbecile from the Jets Facebook page actually complained that the Jets received an "A" for a draft grade...

Even that's better than the HURRRRR HE'S FROM USC THEREFORE A BUST people

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #186 on: April 27, 2018, 07:24:58 AM »
There's got to be some good dumbass takes out there ripe for harvest.

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #187 on: April 27, 2018, 09:49:02 AM »

Some imbecile from the Jets Facebook page actually complained that the Jets received an "A" for a draft grade...
What is the old saying? If a Jets fan found a bag of twenties, he’d be bitching that it wasn’t a bag of fifties?

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #188 on: April 27, 2018, 09:56:55 AM »
What is the old saying? If a Jets fan found a bag of twenties, he’d be bitching that it wasn’t a bag of fifties?

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #189 on: April 27, 2018, 09:08:34 PM »
I actually like this one

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Sam Darnold looks like a 7 year olds drawing of a person came to life in some sort of freak monkeys paw 3 wish situation.

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #193 on: September 11, 2018, 12:34:40 PM »
After all the positives that happened last night, you want to whine about Sam's arm strength?!


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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #194 on: September 11, 2018, 05:43:21 PM »
After all the positives that happened last night, you want to whine about Sam's arm strength?!


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