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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #165 on: December 15, 2017, 07:58:25 AM »
"Thank you Jets for giving me the best years of my life. Whatever you guys need, just let me know. You give my life all its value."

The was said by the co-founder of uStadium...Nick Spano's gay sports app.
Was that his suicide note?

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #166 on: December 15, 2017, 08:52:11 AM »
Was that his suicide note?

I hope so
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #167 on: January 01, 2018, 02:52:42 PM »
 Comments on the Jets picking 6th

"They sure don’t need another QB. Hopefully they draft offensive linemen or a wide receiver. Let Bryce Petty develop."

"We will get a GARBAGE PLAYER for our GARBAGE PICK YET AGAIN!  Want to fix the Jets?  Give McCowan his walking papers, trade the other two big crybaby QBs we have now and AGGRESSIVELY PURSUE RGIII and/or Colin Kaepernick in free agency!  :-P"


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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #168 on: January 01, 2018, 02:56:17 PM »
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #169 on: January 01, 2018, 03:03:54 PM »
"Lets trade the 6th pick our 3rd round pick and next years 2nd round pick to move up to #1 and get the best QB possible. Last chance for this regime."

"They need football people to run the team. Not owners or relatives. How did your last #6 pick go? It won't matter you have #6 again nothing will happen."

"Idk how before with the mock draft baker Mayfield was at number 22 pick with the bills when he should be top 6 pick or even the number 1 pick that QB is better then any other of those other qbs..  If the jets don't get him if he's open I will seriously be mad!!  He is deff a jet."

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #170 on: January 01, 2018, 03:07:32 PM »
are you sifting thru the jets facebook group?
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #171 on: January 01, 2018, 09:23:40 PM »
Those were comments on the New York Jets team page on Facebook.

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #172 on: January 01, 2018, 09:25:48 PM »
I can't believe people are that stupid.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #173 on: January 01, 2018, 10:08:51 PM »
Those were comments on the New York Jets team page on Facebook.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #174 on: January 02, 2018, 12:26:25 PM »
I can't believe people are that stupid.

Americans voted Donald Trump into the White House.
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #175 on: January 02, 2018, 12:28:47 PM »
Americans voted Donald Trump into the White House.

I should remember my favorite George Carlin quote:

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Look at how stupid the average person is and just think, 50% of the people are dumber than that.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #176 on: January 08, 2018, 08:35:03 AM »
"Lets trade the 6th pick our 3rd round pick and next years 2nd round pick to move up to #1 and get the best QB possible. Last chance for this regime."

"They need football people to run the team. Not owners or relatives. How did your last #6 pick go? It won't matter you have #6 again nothing will happen."

"Idk how before with the mock draft baker Mayfield was at number 22 pick with the bills when he should be top 6 pick or even the number 1 pick that QB is better then any other of those other qbs..  If the jets don't get him if he's open I will seriously be mad!!  He is deff a jet."

Man I hope we take baker Mayfield because otherwise that guy is going to seriously be mad.

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #177 on: February 26, 2018, 03:45:39 PM »
Jets Facebook/twitter makes me appreciate you guys so much. I can’t even discuss the Jets anywhere else without going full retard
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #178 on: March 05, 2018, 12:59:39 PM »
Jets Facebook/twitter makes me appreciate you guys so much. I can’t even discuss the Jets anywhere else without going full retard

im in a facebook group with over 4k people. i swear i talk to about 1 or 2 of them . the rest are morons.


ive seen numerous posts claiming we should trade 6th, a 2nd, and a 3rd to get  up for barkley

sell the farm to get to 1 for QB of our choice.

even drafting Mincah (im not a CB) Fitzpatrick

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #179 on: March 17, 2018, 12:09:51 PM »
Some fuckwit on Reddit purporting to be a Jets fan:

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Lets say the jets qb choices are gone 1 and 2. They could send the 3rd to the eagles for foles and possibly get one of their defensive linemen too.
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