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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2014, 08:50:19 PM »
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2014, 08:53:10 PM »
"Why Simms! Dame i am pissed"
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2014, 08:55:42 PM »
I feel dumber having read this.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2014, 08:56:12 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on September 02, 2014, 08:53:10 PM
"Why Simms! Dame i am pissed"

gat dame
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Quote from: Tommy on July 11, 2015, 03:18:14 AM
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2014, 09:01:57 PM »
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2014, 09:15:07 PM »
I had to read this twice.

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Once Mark Sanchez proves himself in Philly as a backup quarterback, I would like to see the Jets resign him after a year or two when the organization finally realizes that Geno is not the answer.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2014, 09:15:43 PM »
An "overheard at MetLife" thread would be equally bountiful.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2014, 09:25:17 PM »
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2014, 09:46:17 PM »
Once in a while I go to the Jets facebook page and say terrible things to some of these idiots. It's very therapeutic. The absolute best is when you defend Vick, holy excrement does it ruffle feathers.

"I kicked my dog in honor of Vick today"

FB notifications were off the hook that day
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2014, 10:06:02 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on September 02, 2014, 09:15:07 PM
I had to read this twice.


You're friends with Hobbes on Facebook?
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2014, 10:24:35 PM »
Quote from: Badger on September 02, 2014, 08:48:45 PM
Really? Simms? You better hope Geno stays healthy, cause if someone looks at Vick the wrong way he'll probably break something and you'll need to send Morty out there to play QB. Stupid

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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2014, 09:13:32 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on September 02, 2014, 10:06:02 PM
You're friends with Hobbes on Facebook?

He got a serious beatdown here......the bundle of sticks left.
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2014, 10:20:36 AM »
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Bellicheat is gonna pick Simms up and make him the predecessor to Brady and he's gonna send the Jets into another decade of defeat

This is my favorite one. If Belichick manages this one, I'll personally drive him to Canton for his induction!
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2014, 10:24:29 AM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on September 03, 2014, 10:20:36 AM
This is my favorite one. If Belichick manages this one, I'll personally drive him to Canton for his induction!

You won't "beat him to death with a Jet helmut"?
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Re: The Wit and Wisdom of New York Jets Fans
« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2014, 10:51:41 AM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on September 03, 2014, 10:20:36 AM
This is my favorite one. If Belichick manages this one, I'll personally drive him to Canton for his induction!

Belichick goes back in time and puts Simms in before Brady, while making him great.  He also freezes Brady in time, allowing him to wait for Simms' greatness to run it's course.
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