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Preseason Week 3: Jets lose Snoopy Bowl 35-24
« on: August 22, 2014, 10:24:07 AM »
Darrin Walls and Calvin Pryor starting tonight
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Re: Preseason III: Jets vs. Giants
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2014, 10:31:21 AM »
Pryor was stellar against the 3-4-5, joy, lets see him go against Eli Manning, the hottest QB in the Federal League and that high powered offense.
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Re: Preseason III: Jets vs. Giants
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2014, 10:32:54 AM »
Pryor was stellar against the 3-4-5, joy, lets see him go against Eli Manning, the hottest QB in the Federal League and that high powered offense.

I'd like to see him murder Rashad Jenning and Andre Williams
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Re: Preseason III: Jets vs. Giants
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2014, 10:38:20 AM »
I'd like to see him murder Rashad Jenning and Andre Williams

All joking aside, he was the most impressive Jet last game. I want him to shut that Williams kid the freak up. I think the defensive line is going to curb stomp that idiot. Maybe he can get a few table scraps.
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Re: Preseason III: Jets vs. Giants
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2014, 10:40:20 AM »
Just stay healthy for the regular season.  I hate preseason games.
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Re: Preseason III: Jets vs. Giants
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2014, 10:42:34 AM »
Just stay healthy for the regular season.  I hate preseason games.

I hate "medical incidents" and ACL tears in practice drills more
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Re: Preseason III: Jets vs. Giants
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2014, 10:44:58 AM »
I hate "medical incidents" and ACL tears in practice drills more

yes...not a fan of those either.
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Re: Preseason III: Jets vs. Giants
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2014, 11:47:44 AM »
Dmitri Patterson didn't participate in the scrimmage last night. Media speculation is that he won't play tonight. He's quickly become a huge waste of cash.
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Re: Preseason III: Jets vs. Giants
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2014, 11:52:19 AM »
Dmitri Patterson didn't participate in the scrimmage last night. Media speculation is that he won't play tonight. He's quickly become a huge waste of cash.

It's not our money.  He's signed to a short, relatively inexpensive deal and he'll be ready to go when the games count.

If he gets released before then, then oh well.  I'd rather have a stop-gap that doesn't work out over a big money second-to-third tier corner that doesn't work out.
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Re: Preseason III: Jets vs. Giants
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2014, 11:54:09 AM »
It's not our money.  He's signed to a short, relatively inexpensive deal and he'll be ready to go when the games count.

If he gets released before then, then oh well.  I'd rather have a stop-gap that doesn't work out over a big money second-to-third tier corner that doesn't work out.

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Re: Preseason III: Jets vs. Giants
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2014, 11:54:30 AM »
Dmitri Patterson didn't participate in the scrimmage last night. Media speculation is that he won't play tonight. He's quickly become a huge waste of cash.

I know, right, they could have like $23 mill in open cap space instead of 20
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Re: Preseason III: Jets vs. Giants
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2014, 11:58:09 AM »
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Brooks Orpik's contract is much worse then Peterman's, not even in the same ballpark bad.
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Re: Preseason III: Jets vs. Giants
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2014, 12:00:42 PM »

Brooks Orpik's contract is much worse then Peterman's, not even in the same ballpark bad.

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Re: Preseason III: Jets vs. Giants
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2014, 12:05:46 PM »
I don't care if Patterson cost $1M or 10. He's been wasted money so far, and there's no reason to believe he'll be ready when the games actually count. I read at least a couple of times every week that he's in the trainers area during practice. This is the guy who is supposed to be the best active corner on the roster right now. Instead we have Walls, a project, and Kyle Wilson.

Patterson is a waste because he occupies a critical position in Rex's defensive scheme, and signing him likely allowed Idzik to feel justified not making any other movement there apart from drafting a kid who wound up out for the year.

Foreseeing McDougle's injury was impossible, granted, but corner was a position of need as it was. I wasn't advocating overpaying at the position, but with all the money Idzik has left, he could have done more. (I hate sounding like I'm buying into media-generated BS.)
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Re: Preseason III: Jets vs. Giants
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2014, 12:07:41 PM »
We all know what's going to happen.  Andre Williams will have 11 rushes for 5 yards total, then he'll break off a 99 yard run to make us eat a excrement sandwich.