How did Ryan Mallett suddenly become Joe Montana?

[bojanglesman]

We had a pornmatch in college one time.

Peter North ftw.

[dcm1602]

In this absurd universe where the Patriots could give him "a monster contract", why wouldn't another team pay up?

Or maybe he's not that great.

I'm not saying he's great

I'm saying if mayock isn't talking out his derriere, it's not a position where it would benefit the patriots quite as much as you'd normally think

[bojanglesman]

I hope Mallett gets intercepted 37 times just to laugh at Mayock and to see Belichick's grumbly post-game interview.

[Andrew Ryan]

Well, Mallett was predictably awful tonight.

[bojanglesman]