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Jerry Jones likes to party
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:25:11 PM »
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Re: Jerry Jones likes to party
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2014, 08:26:16 PM »
"I'm Jerry Jones and I like to party..."
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Re: Jerry Jones likes to party
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2014, 08:56:35 PM »
This is awesome.
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Re: Jerry Jones likes to party
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2014, 09:07:56 PM »
Quote from: Andrew Ryan on August 05, 2014, 08:26:16 PM
"I'm Jerry Jones and I like to party..."

Trying to bring back the glory hole days.
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Re: Jerry Jones likes to party
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2014, 10:26:59 PM »
Why does anyone think it's weird that a 70 year old multi milllionaire likes to have cute young girls bury their face in his crotch?
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Re: Jerry Jones likes to party
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2014, 06:13:16 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on August 06, 2014, 10:26:59 PM
Why does anyone think it's weird that a 70 year old multi milllionaire likes to have cute young girls bury their face in his crotch?
I think creepy would be a better term.  I think it isn't the fact that he did it, it's the pictures that make it creepy.  More power to him for getting hot derriere, but I don't want to see it.  Not his fault, but still, the creepy pics are there.
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Re: Jerry Jones likes to party
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2014, 08:00:28 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on August 06, 2014, 10:26:59 PM
Why does anyone think it's weird that a 70 year old multi Billlionaire likes to have cute young girls bury their face in his crotch?

This is my first and only thought here, and fixed your post.
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Re: Jerry Jones likes to party
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2014, 07:09:03 PM »
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Re: Jerry Jones likes to party
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2014, 07:25:41 PM »
How can you be "forced" to watch a guy get a hummer from another lady just because you are in the same room and he didn't ask you to leave?

I also like how she says he groped her breasts against her will while the pics of her making sexy pouty faces while having Jerry's hands on her funbags are out there.

I'm sure it's quite possible old man Jerry had wandering hands and assaulted her, but the BS meter is going off right now. 
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Re: Jerry Jones likes to party
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2014, 07:36:14 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on September 09, 2014, 07:25:41 PM
How can you be "forced" to watch a guy get a hummer from another lady just because you are in the same room and he didn't ask you to leave?

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Re: Jerry Jones likes to party
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2014, 07:51:51 PM »
Sounds like wild bullshit.
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Re: Jerry Jones likes to party
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2014, 08:11:23 PM »
Old Jerry's having fun.  Just keep it legal man.  Creepy and legal.
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Re: Jerry Jones likes to party
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2014, 08:12:24 PM »
Quote from: Badger on September 09, 2014, 07:36:14 PM

Looks like me trying to not watch some of our games last year.
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Re: Jerry Jones likes to party
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2014, 02:37:46 PM »
open question:
Will the Cowboys have enough cap space to resign both DeMarco Murray and Dez Bryant? I'm pretty sure they both are in contract years.
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Re: Jerry Jones likes to party
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2014, 02:41:04 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on October 21, 2014, 02:37:46 PM
open question:
Will the Cowboys have enough cap space to resign both DeMarco Murray and Dez Bryant? I'm pretty sure they both are in contract years.

He'll just extend Romo until the year 3045.
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