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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #60 on: September 03, 2014, 04:29:46 PM »
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-york-giants-1630014411

This was actually my favorite one and it's not Giants-specific:

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    The idea that you can get to their stadium by public transit is absolute bullshit. First you have to go to Penn Station, which is what would happen if you superglued three different Siberian bus stations together and crammed a few hundred thousand smelly, irritable people in it every day.

    Then you have to take a train to Secaucus, which is a New Jersey transit hub so you'd figure trains would leave every ten minutes or so on gamedays. Except lolnope, when I went for the Broncos-Giants game last year I had to wait for 45 minutes, biding my time by watching football in Penn Station's top sports bar (TGI Fridays) and drinking a nine-dollar Sam Adams draft.

    Then, when you finally get to Secaucus you have to run to a platform that is most likely packed (seriously, it's almost impossible to move on it) while waiting for another train to Giants Stadium.

    That train goes to Giants Stadium at roughly two miles per hour. Seriously, I think they haven't installed electricity on the tracks yet and it's just pulled by a team of oxen. It took me about 2 hours from leaving my house just to get there. Then, when you want to go back there aren't nearly enough of those slow-derriere trains to take back everyone who wants to use public transit so you'll wait in line for about 40 minutes with 10,000 other pissed, drunk Giants fans wondering if it'd just be faster if they swam through the Meadowlands to Secaucus.
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« Reply #61 on: September 05, 2014, 03:52:09 PM »
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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #62 on: September 08, 2014, 11:10:18 PM »

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« Reply #63 on: September 08, 2014, 11:26:13 PM »
Gtfo
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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #64 on: September 09, 2014, 06:14:16 AM »

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« Reply #65 on: September 09, 2014, 10:54:38 AM »
That Giant game was almost like watching porn.

Also, bojanglesman, sorry about your rough outing but it might help us get a Wild Card. ;D
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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #66 on: September 09, 2014, 11:02:07 AM »
That Giant game was almost like watching porn.

Also, bojanglesman, sorry about your rough outing but it might help us get a Wild Card. ;D



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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #67 on: September 09, 2014, 11:49:21 AM »
Hahahahha
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« Reply #70 on: September 15, 2014, 01:39:18 PM »
Good. freak em.
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Re: LOLGIANTS
« Reply #72 on: September 17, 2014, 03:23:58 PM »

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« Reply #73 on: September 17, 2014, 10:13:31 PM »
They may very well have a better season, but what the freak does history have to do with this season? Past performance does NOT guarantee future results in the NFL. Any idiot knows that.
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« Reply #74 on: September 17, 2014, 10:42:15 PM »
They may very well have a better season, but what the freak does history have to do with this season? Past performance does NOT guarantee future results in the NFL. Any idiot knows that.

Its worked pretty well for predicting the Bills every year

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