For all you tailgate noobs who want to avoid being Josh Baskin'd, here are some helpful tips.
1. Book your flight/hotel 6 months in advance. freak saving money....just get'er done.
2. Bring a ton of cab money
3. Don't share a cab with Puck's father
4. Bring a ton of food money to pay for Puck's appetizers
5. Be observant of your alcohol consumption, otherwise you run the risk of this:
or worse:
6. Be prepared to meet a lot of people, including Koz's brother multiple times.
7. Take a excrement before you leave for the tailgate game. Because porta potties.
8. Pick up a Scottish --> English translation book.
9. Stay for the entire game or risk being shamed.
10. Learn the parking lot chants, participate fully....or GTFO.
11. Be the first in line for the food....or at the very least, be in front of Mantana Soss.
12. Do not mix alcohol with Rick's Cabaret or risk losing your paycheck. Be
aware of this man at all times:
13. The board and real life are separate entities....don't ever cross the streams.
14. the train system is your friend....and so is the dude at track 16 serving drinks.
15. have fun, and stay out of jail.
