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How to construct a burger - A step by step guide
« on: July 25, 2014, 02:47:41 PM »
1. cook burger
2. put burger in bun
3. eat burger





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Re: How to construct a burger - A step by step guide
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2014, 02:49:12 PM »
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Re: How to construct a burger - A step by step guide
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2014, 02:56:16 PM »
You missed the step where you cook the ramen.
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Re: How to construct a burger - A step by step guide
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2014, 02:57:10 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 25, 2014, 02:56:16 PM
You missed the step where you cook the ramen.

excrement...


I didn't include the 30 min wait time either.






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Re: How to construct a burger - A step by step guide
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2014, 03:06:23 PM »
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in burger.
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Re: How to construct a burger - A step by step guide
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2014, 03:32:41 PM »
Instructions for cooking teriyaki:

1) Get the freak away from the pepperoni
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Re: How to construct a burger - A step by step guide
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2014, 03:38:34 PM »
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Re: How to construct a burger - A step by step guide
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2014, 03:40:17 PM »
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Re: How to construct a burger - A step by step guide
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2014, 03:41:41 PM »
It's a good thing no one went to the MBGreen "take no chances" school of burging.  We'd never have even gotten cheese on them.
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Re: How to construct a burger - A step by step guide
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2014, 03:44:45 PM »
Instructi.......aaaand I tore my sac.
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Re: How to construct a burger - A step by step guide
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2014, 03:46:28 PM »
Sean Lee tried to construct a burger and now he's out for the season.
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Re: How to construct a burger - A step by step guide
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2014, 03:50:19 PM »
Marcel Dareus followed MB's instructions too closely.
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Re: How to construct a burger - A step by step guide
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2014, 08:21:50 AM »
Ray Rice made a burger and knocked it the freak out.
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Re: How to construct a burger - A step by step guide
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2021, 05:50:43 PM »
Add bacon to burger.  Enjoy elite status.
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