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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2014, 06:33:01 AM »
This is kind of interesting because there isn't a clear cut team that is a perfect match.  The teams that are good matches are not in great cap shape to do it, namely the Patriots and Panthers.  The teams that can do it aren't contenders.

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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2014, 08:20:35 AM »
This is kind of interesting because there isn't a clear cut team that is a perfect match.  The teams that are good matches are not in great cap shape to do it, namely the Patriots and Panthers.  The teams that can do it aren't contenders.
Bengals man

I'm telling ya, they're freaking perfect

They're like the opposite of the falcons

Great defense, shitty offense in the playoffs

Legitimate contender

And Andre won't have to completley carry the load on offense on his own. Hell have a good running game, and get favorable match ups with eifert and green

So that if he loses a step in his 33 34 35 seasons, he can still be extremely productive

Plus they'll be able to keep him fresh better by having other options. With the patriots or Panthers I think he's the clear cut #1 so him running out of gas at the end of the season or getting banged up in his older age is an issue

Not to mention the Bengals actually have the space, and completely ignored receiver in this draft (plus have garbage at the position)

Imo by far the best fit

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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2014, 08:40:46 AM »
nah brah
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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2014, 08:52:48 AM »
dcm's suggestion is sound. It's just not a Bengals-type move.

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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2014, 09:02:31 AM »
dcm's suggestion is sound. It's just not a Bengals-type move.

He would be a great fit there actually.
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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2014, 09:05:30 AM »
You are wrong
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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2014, 09:11:37 AM »
Andre Johnson can't throw himself the ball.

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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2014, 09:21:04 AM »
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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2014, 09:36:32 AM »
Andre Johnson can't throw himself the ball.

Have you seen the QBs he's played with?

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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2014, 09:47:26 AM »
Have you seen the QBs he's played with?
True.  He had a excrement ton of production and didn't sniff the Super Bowl.  Same thing would probably happen with Dalton.

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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2014, 10:47:06 AM »
I don't think there is much room on the Bengals roster

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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2014, 11:05:57 AM »
Andre Johnson can't throw himself the ball.
Does he even have to with the matchups he would get having Green Eifert, Gresham, ellis/Bernard out there?

They could sign freaking Sanchez to start and he'd light it up

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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2014, 06:50:43 PM »
This is kind of interesting because there isn't a clear cut team that is a perfect match.  The teams that are good matches are not in great cap shape to do it, namely the Patriots and Panthers.  The teams that can do it aren't contenders.

Green Bay?
Philly?

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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #28 on: July 11, 2014, 07:03:56 PM »
Green Bay?
Philly?

Both teams drafted receivers relatively high
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Re: Andre Johnson drama
« Reply #29 on: July 11, 2014, 07:07:17 PM »
Both teams drafted receivers relatively high

Yes they did.

Johnson/Nelson/Cobb with Rodgers would be pretty solid, and Adams could learn from a top tier WR.
I don't know if Johnson would be good in a Chip Kelly system at this point in his career, but they could certainly use him.


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