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« Reply #90 on: January 22, 2021, 03:28:20 PM »
it was like he was manically reading erotic fanfic he wrote about the lions beating people up

one of the more ridiculous intro pressers i've seen, but still not as bad as gase eyes

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« Reply #91 on: January 22, 2021, 03:34:46 PM »
it was like he was manically reading erotic fanfic he wrote about the lions beating people up

one of the more ridiculous intro pressers i've seen, but still not as bad as gase eyes

He was on GMFB today and was far more reasonable. Some guys just aren't great in those kind of semi-scripted situations. He still didn't strike me as someone who was desperately inspiring though.
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« Reply #92 on: January 22, 2021, 03:39:19 PM »
I get what he was going for but it's beyond silly.

"You're going to knock us down again and again.  And again.  But we'll bite your knees!  Raaargh."

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« Reply #93 on: January 22, 2021, 03:51:13 PM »
I get what he was going for but it's beyond silly.

"You're going to knock us down again and again.  And again.  But we'll bite your knees!  Raaargh."

And then you'll knock us down again after that. So then we'll bite the other knee. And then you'll give us a kick in our stomach. At that point we'd grab you by your neck and spit in your mouth, then insert our thumb in your derriere and ask you if you like it. Then you'll say yeah, you like it, and ask us if that's all we got. You want it harder. So we'll give it harder. And then it's our turn, because we're gonna be the Detroit Lions

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« Reply #94 on: January 22, 2021, 03:53:24 PM »

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« Reply #95 on: January 22, 2021, 03:55:02 PM »
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier, it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business; she's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come, and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada - I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard: I have a son, and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadéro. She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

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« Reply #96 on: January 22, 2021, 07:18:56 PM »
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier, it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business; she's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come, and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada - I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard: I have a son, and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadéro. She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

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« Reply #98 on: January 23, 2021, 06:34:00 PM »
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« Reply #99 on: January 25, 2021, 11:09:29 AM »
“My wife was like, Yeah, you probably could’ve stopped at one kneecap,” he said. “And I’m like, Yeah, you’re probably right. My wife, she’s great. She can be pretty critical of me. She lets me have it. I respect the hell out of her for that. She doesn’t sugarcoat anything. So there was a little bit of Oh boy, what have you done? I’d say, yeah, maybe I took off too many body parts there.”

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« Reply #100 on: January 25, 2021, 12:14:25 PM »
That coach is nutty, I think he'll do well in Detroit.
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« Reply #101 on: January 25, 2021, 12:46:24 PM »
You take a swipe at one of our guys, we'll take a swipe at two of yours.

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« Reply #102 on: January 25, 2021, 12:49:58 PM »
You take a swipe at one of our guys, we'll take a swipe at two of yours.
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« Reply #103 on: January 25, 2021, 12:51:40 PM »
Straight and to the point.
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« Reply #104 on: January 30, 2021, 11:28:06 AM »
Rap said we should expect a Matthew Stafford trade before the Super Bowl

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