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Re: lolLions
« Reply #75 on: January 21, 2021, 11:44:39 AM »
"Other teams best not make any more threats to the Detroit Lions" Campbell told reporters, speaking slowly and deliberately with his arms crossed in front of him. "They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. They have been very threatening ... and as I said they will be met with fire, fury and frankly power, the likes of which this world has never seen before."
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #76 on: January 21, 2021, 11:48:17 AM »
Quote from: Badger on January 21, 2021, 11:44:39 AM
"Other teams best not make any more threats to the Detroit Lions" Campbell told reporters, speaking slowly and deliberately with his arms crossed in front of him. "They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. They have been very threatening ... and as I said they will be met with fire, fury and frankly power, the likes of which this world has never seen before."
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #77 on: January 21, 2021, 11:52:03 AM »
Quote from: Badger on January 21, 2021, 11:44:39 AM
"Other teams best not make any more threats to the Detroit Lions" Campbell told reporters, speaking slowly and deliberately with his arms crossed in front of him. "They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. They have been very threatening ... and as I said they will be met with fire, fury and frankly power, the likes of which this world has never seen before."
Dan Campbell is one of ex-President Trump's horcruxes
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #78 on: January 21, 2021, 11:54:51 AM »
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #79 on: January 21, 2021, 11:59:33 AM »
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #80 on: January 21, 2021, 12:00:45 PM »
Quote from: Badger on January 21, 2021, 11:29:17 AM
We're going to take you and cut your throat. Not across, in the middle like a hole. Then we take your balls and we stuff them in the cut to block the windpipe. It’s very gratifying to watch a man you don’t like, try to pull his own balls out of his throat before he chokes.

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Re: lolLions
« Reply #81 on: January 21, 2021, 12:03:56 PM »
Did the lions hire hymie2sexay?
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #82 on: January 21, 2021, 12:59:09 PM »
I believe that press conference will be used on the day Campbell is fired 3 years from now as the point when it all started to go wrong. 
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #83 on: January 21, 2021, 01:02:34 PM »
Quote from: Libero_2 on January 21, 2021, 12:59:09 PM
I believe that press conference will be used on the day Campbell is fired 3 years from now as the point when it all started to go wrong. 

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Re: lolLions
« Reply #84 on: January 21, 2021, 01:04:03 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on January 21, 2021, 01:02:34 PM


hahahaaaaa. even in the face of all of the extreme doubts we all had when the hire was made, on day fvcking 1 these images confirmed it was going to be a fvcking shitshow from the get.
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #85 on: January 21, 2021, 01:06:48 PM »
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Lions really said no to Robert Saleh and yes to a guy who sounds like he writes MMA fan fiction.
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #86 on: January 21, 2021, 01:19:41 PM »
Lions got Aaron Glenn.
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #87 on: January 21, 2021, 01:20:41 PM »
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #88 on: January 21, 2021, 01:25:08 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on January 21, 2021, 01:20:41 PM
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He wasn't a good fit as DC looking at this coverage philosophy.  Saleh will hire Cover 3 guys. 
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #89 on: January 22, 2021, 10:29:55 AM »

  Rex to his credit kept it short and sweet with his "you take a swipe at one of ours we'll take two swipes at one of yours."

  Threatening to kneecap is one thing; threatening to bite kneecaps is (as bo illustrated) is pretty WWF-lame.
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