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Re: lolLions
« Reply #60 on: January 14, 2021, 10:33:58 AM »
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Lions expected to hire Los Angeles Rams' director of college scouting Brad Holmes as their new general manager, per source. They are finalizing a multi-year deal.
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« Reply #61 on: January 15, 2021, 06:49:19 AM »
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The #Lions will spend today interviewing #Bucs DC Todd Bowles, source said. Bowles has also spent time talking with the #Falcons.



Do it, Detroit.
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #62 on: January 15, 2021, 07:14:21 AM »
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The #Lions will spend today interviewing #Bucs DC Todd Bowles, source said. Bowles has also spent time talking with the #Falcons.



Do it, Detroit.
This would likely be the final nail in the coffin of Stafford's career.

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« Reply #63 on: January 15, 2021, 07:19:22 AM »
This would likely be the final nail in the coffin of Stafford's career.

I can hear JE's maniacal laugh in the distance.
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« Reply #64 on: January 15, 2021, 07:34:41 AM »
This would likely be the final nail in the coffin of Stafford's career.

He’d request a trade.
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #65 on: January 15, 2021, 10:24:06 AM »

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« Reply #66 on: January 15, 2021, 01:30:25 PM »
Bowles interview evidently cancelled.

Dan Campbell is strong favorite.   https://www.profootballrumors.com/2021/01/lions-to-hire-dan-campbell

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« Reply #67 on: January 19, 2021, 02:54:46 PM »
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Sources: #Saints secondary coach Aaron Glenn is headed to the #Lions as their defensive coordinator. The two sides are closing in on a deal. He’ll join Dan Campbell in Detroit after the two were together in New Orleans.



damn...i was hoping Bobby Salad might interview him
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« Reply #68 on: January 19, 2021, 08:14:06 PM »
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Sources: #Saints secondary coach Aaron Glenn is headed to the #Lions as their defensive coordinator. The two sides are closing in on a deal. He’ll join Dan Campbell in Detroit after the two were together in New Orleans.



damn...i was hoping Bobby Salad might interview him
https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1351710304498020361?s=19

Hopefully we're one of those teams
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« Reply #69 on: January 19, 2021, 10:02:18 PM »
https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1351710304498020361?s=19

Hopefully we're one of those teams


I hope so too. I'd love to have him in Green and White (again)
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Re: lolLions
« Reply #70 on: January 21, 2021, 11:23:01 AM »
This escalates quickly

https://twitter.com/PardonMyTake/status/1352300091667869696?s=09

The new Lions are going to crush your larrox

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Re: lolLions
« Reply #71 on: January 21, 2021, 11:26:01 AM »
We're gonna murder those bastards, and use their guts to grease the treads of our tanks

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« Reply #72 on: January 21, 2021, 11:27:47 AM »
Is he ok??
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: lolLions
« Reply #73 on: January 21, 2021, 11:29:17 AM »
We're going to take you and cut your throat. Not across, in the middle like a hole. Then we take your balls and we stuff them in the cut to block the windpipe. It’s very gratifying to watch a man you don’t like, try to pull his own balls out of his throat before he chokes.

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Re: lolLions
« Reply #74 on: January 21, 2021, 11:32:00 AM »
You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

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