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Re: The 2014 Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #30 on: July 07, 2014, 07:47:22 AM »
I did eat a 3.5/4 something pound "burg-hero" in just over 10 minutes 2 Fourth of Julys ago. My wife's cousins run their own BBQ business and they tell me no one has topped it yet.


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Re: The 2014 Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #31 on: July 07, 2014, 08:16:10 AM »
Not a huge fan but I'm a spicy brown mustard and red onions guy

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Re: The 2014 Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #32 on: July 07, 2014, 08:39:51 AM »
You guys are full of excrement, I can't see any of you turning down a good batch of lips and assholes.
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Re: The 2014 Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #33 on: July 08, 2014, 01:37:34 PM »
(Source) What should have been a fun way to kick off the Fourth of July weekend quickly turned tragic for a Custer man who choked to death while trying to speedily eat hot dogs during a competitive eating contest. The crowd at Way Park in Custer, just across from the county courthouse, was stunned Thursday afternoon when one of six contestants — Walter Eagle Tail, 47 — began to choke while trying to win the contest. Paramedics who swiftly were called to his side tried in vain to save him. Eagle Tail was transported by ambulance to Custer Regional Hospital, where he died, authorities said.

“There was someone doing CPR when we arrived,” Custer County Sheriff Rick Wheeler said on Monday. “Basically, he probably just suffocated. It got lodged in his throat and they couldn’t get it out.” “It all happened within minutes,” he added. “I think everybody was pretty well shocked about it.” Eagle Tail’s untimely death put a damper on the festivities sponsored by the Custer Chamber of Commerce. Organizers cancelled a planned pie eating contest for the next day. Wheeler said he was not sure if the death will prompt organizers to make changes to the contest next year. On Monday, a friend fondly remembered Eagle Tail as a fun-loving, kind and caring man. “Walter was just being Walter, having fun when he entered this contest,” said Ardis McRae. “He was just having a good time.” McRae, who works for the Native Sun News weekly paper and occasionally sold jewelry with Eagle Tail at the Crazy Horse Memorial for three years, said Eagle Tail was a man who loved a good joke and helping friends in need.
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Re: The 2014 Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #34 on: July 08, 2014, 01:42:11 PM »
Another Native American killed by the white man's devices.

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Re: The 2014 Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #35 on: July 08, 2014, 02:27:40 PM »
Another Native American killed by the white man's devices.

In a place named Custer.

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Re: The 2014 Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #36 on: July 08, 2014, 03:01:25 PM »
I've been to Custer, South Dakota.  Great hot dogs.


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Re: The 2014 Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2014, 04:10:00 PM »
Another Native American killed by the white man's devices.

He should have kept some fire water handy.
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Re: The 2014 Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2014, 02:27:04 AM »
Nothing says "freak you" to starving people in the world than having an American die from dying in a hot dog eating contest.
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Re: The 2014 Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2014, 06:33:47 AM »
Nothing says "freak you" to starving people in the world than having an American die from dying in a hot dog eating contest.

whoa, whoa, whoa

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Re: The 2014 Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2014, 10:03:52 AM »
whoa, whoa, whoa

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The guy was Ethnic French. Walter Eagle Tail was from the Louvre.
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