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bojanglesman

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« on: July 01, 2014, 12:02:59 PM »
Today I realized that I couldn't tell you the difference between Serena and Venus Williams themselves or what they've done. 
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2014, 12:04:30 PM »
Serena is the bigger one.
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2014, 12:20:04 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 01, 2014, 12:02:59 PM
Today I realized that I couldn't tell you the difference between Serena and Venus Williams themselves or what they've done. 

They're too much woman for the likes of you.
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2014, 12:21:12 PM »
RIP 624
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2014, 03:06:47 PM »
"Another game for Meelosh!"
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2015, 10:49:09 AM »
Anyone watching this French open final?
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2015, 10:53:08 AM »
Prrrrt.
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2015, 11:00:36 AM »
I would but they're showing re-runs of classic episodes of Days Of Our Lives on another channel, and that's more interesting.
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2015, 11:07:11 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on June 07, 2015, 10:49:09 AM
Anyone watching this French open final?

624 is watching from heaven
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2015, 11:22:42 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on June 07, 2015, 11:07:11 AM
624 is watching from heaven
Todd Bowlecut lives
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2015, 11:36:33 AM »

Quote from: Johnny English on June 07, 2015, 11:00:36 AM
I would but they're showing re-runs of classic episodes of Days Of Our Lives on another channel, and that's more interesting.

Hahaha
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2020, 06:24:49 PM »
lol Novak Djokovic
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2020, 08:58:17 PM »
That's what got me kicked out of the slo-pitch league a few towns over, I got robbed by a great play and I slammed my bat on the ground and it took a crazy bounce over the fence and hit the jerkoff team captain.

it was a shitty league anyways
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2020, 05:11:47 AM »
Quote from: IATA on September 06, 2020, 08:58:17 PM
That's what got me kicked out of the slo-pitch league a few towns over, I got robbed by a great play and I slammed my bat on the ground and it took a crazy bounce over the fence and hit the jerkoff team captain.

it was a shitty league anyways
Mint that fucker.
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Re: Tennis
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2020, 08:42:59 AM »
if it was fed or nadal they wouldn't have been kicked out

i understand novak has had 'issues' before but to kick him out for that is bs
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