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Tommy

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #60 on: January 26, 2015, 04:39:37 PM »

Quote from: JFIF on January 26, 2015, 03:57:51 PM
Needs to be a reality tv show.

My favorite thing about Tommy is that he doesn't give a freak. He's White, city version of Charles Barkley.

Ha. My brother calls me that.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #61 on: January 26, 2015, 08:59:10 PM »
Quote from: JFIF on January 26, 2015, 03:36:23 PM
I'm high or drunk 70% of the time I post on here.


Then again SFD is probably 100% high

Nothing dcm posts makes any sense unless I am baked

And weed makes reading about the jets less depressing and just look at the reality of the situation.

Most of the time I post on here I'm sitting on the couch watching TV using my phone. So yes sir, your math adds up.
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Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #62 on: January 26, 2015, 09:02:44 PM »
if its after 8, i'm high. i wish i could be always high....
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #63 on: January 30, 2015, 11:35:18 AM »
It's hilarious when you realize a girl you know with a long time boyfriend has become single, then you go look at her pictures and the thousands of pictures of her with her douchey boyfriend have been deleted.... Good stuff.
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Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #64 on: January 30, 2015, 11:40:21 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on January 30, 2015, 11:35:18 AM
It's hilarious when you realize a girl you know with a long time boyfriend has become single, then you go look at her pictures and the thousands of pictures of her with her douchey boyfriend have been deleted.... Good stuff.

I don't think I've seen that happen since college.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #65 on: January 30, 2015, 11:47:58 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on January 30, 2015, 11:35:18 AM
It's hilarious when you realize a girl you know with a long time boyfriend has become single, then you go look at her pictures and the thousands of pictures of her with her douchey boyfriend have been deleted.... Good stuff.

She was freaking someone on the side.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #66 on: February 03, 2015, 02:16:48 PM »
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #67 on: February 03, 2015, 09:15:48 PM »
"Strap on" backwards is "no parts".
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #68 on: February 03, 2015, 09:53:20 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on February 03, 2015, 09:15:48 PM
"Strap on" backwards is "no parts".

"boob" backwards is "boob".
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #69 on: February 03, 2015, 11:26:18 PM »
"ssasihnisodlidsekilneergbm" backwards is "MBGreen likes dildos in his derriere".
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #70 on: February 12, 2015, 09:34:34 PM »
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #71 on: February 19, 2015, 01:57:51 PM »
J is the best middle initial.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #72 on: February 19, 2015, 02:37:32 PM »
Quote from: Badger on February 19, 2015, 01:57:51 PM
J is the best middle initial.
Are you trolling now?
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #73 on: February 19, 2015, 02:38:11 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on February 19, 2015, 02:37:32 PM
Are you trolling now?

Sounds like someone is bitter about not having a J.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #74 on: February 19, 2015, 02:43:36 PM »
I don't even have a middle initial. I've always felt left out.
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