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If you were to create a human centipede out of our beat reporters
« on: May 28, 2014, 10:38:25 AM »
What order would you put them in?
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Re: If you were to create a human centipede out of our beat reporters
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2014, 10:44:33 AM »
That's tough because most if not all deserve to have someone shatting in their mouth.
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Re: If you were to create a human centipede out of our beat reporters
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2014, 10:47:46 AM »
Manish Mehta in the middle and everything becomes right in the world
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Re: If you were to create a human centipede out of our beat reporters
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2014, 11:02:26 AM »
Manish at the end so he can receive post-digested nasty excrement from multiple people.  With a concrete dildo in his vagina.
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Re: If you were to create a human centipede out of our beat reporters
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2014, 11:09:15 AM »
You guys need to do better. I need specifics. At the very least a classic 3-piece, but more are welcome.
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Re: If you were to create a human centipede out of our beat reporters
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2014, 11:16:35 AM »
KOZ's yellow-shittin' brother in law->Seth Walder->Cimini->Manish w/poopchute sewn shut. Jeane Coakley and Kimberley Martin forced to watch and clean up any leakage.
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