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You Don't Know Football / Re: lolLions
« Last post by Badger on Today at 03:55:02 PM »
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier, it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business; she's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come, and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada - I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard: I have a son, and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadéro. She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
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You Don't Know Football / Re: lolLions
« Last post by Badger on Today at 03:53:24 PM »
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You Don't Know Football / Re: lolLions
« Last post by d sw0rdz on Today at 03:51:13 PM »
I get what he was going for but it's beyond silly.

"You're going to knock us down again and again.  And again.  But we'll bite your knees!  Raaargh."

And then you'll knock us down again after that. So then we'll bite the other knee. And then you'll give us a kick in our stomach. At that point we'd grab you by your neck and spit in your mouth, then insert our thumb in your derriere and ask you if you like it. Then you'll say yeah, you like it, and ask us if that's all we got. You want it harder. So we'll give it harder. And then it's our turn, because we're gonna be the Detroit Lions
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You Don't Know Football / Re: loltexans
« Last post by Heismanberg on Today at 03:49:05 PM »
Watson would stay for McCown (and Caldwell)
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The NFL Draft / Re: Assorted 2021 NFL Mock Drafts
« Last post by Badger on Today at 03:45:54 PM »
Think that would work with Sam?
Sam Warnold
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You Don't Know Football / Re: lolLions
« Last post by reuben on Today at 03:39:19 PM »
I get what he was going for but it's beyond silly.

"You're going to knock us down again and again.  And again.  But we'll bite your knees!  Raaargh."
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You Don't Know Football / Re: lolLions
« Last post by Johnny English on Today at 03:34:46 PM »
it was like he was manically reading erotic fanfic he wrote about the lions beating people up

one of the more ridiculous intro pressers i've seen, but still not as bad as gase eyes

He was on GMFB today and was far more reasonable. Some guys just aren't great in those kind of semi-scripted situations. He still didn't strike me as someone who was desperately inspiring though.
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You Don't Know Football / Re: loltexans
« Last post by Libero_2 on Today at 03:33:41 PM »
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1352728155648389123?s=19

Would make it easier to include Darnold in the Watson trade if Uncle Josh were involved.

That is absurd

I can’t imagine Watson would be interested in sticking around if that’s the plan
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You Don't Know Football / Re: loltexans
« Last post by Johnny English on Today at 03:33:08 PM »
Unless they plan to promote him to HC when the new HC, whomever that is who takes the job, they will want to hire their own guys, at QB Coach as well

If he's the key to keeping Watson, then maybe he's a condition of the job for the new guy. He might also be the fallback HC option if they can't find an alternative. I don't know the guy at all but he looks like he's been on a fairly good career trajectory there, going from an offensive assistant in 2015 via assistant OL and then TE coach, to OC for the last two years and also QB coach last year, so he's presumably tight with Watson. He's still only 34 as well.
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You Don't Know Football / Re: loltexans
« Last post by CatoTheElder on Today at 03:29:49 PM »
https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1352627031910080512

Sounds like something that a team trying to keep their QB would do.

Or a team that cannot get anyone to actually interview for their head coaching position.
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