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Title: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2024, 10:37:00 PM
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Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 07, 2024, 10:40:19 PM
Go Texans, Chiefs, Steelers

No strong feelings about the rest.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 07, 2024, 10:43:11 PM
Bills are the 2 seed

freak this season
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 07, 2024, 10:45:20 PM
Go Texans, Chiefs, Steelers

No strong feelings about the rest.

No, ugh, No

Would have a hospitalization if the Texans do anything significant

Mason Rudolph winning would be a cruel joke

I don’t have better answers,
freak all of these teams
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 07, 2024, 10:46:35 PM
Ok I’m hammered I thought you meant in general I just looked at the matchups
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Johnny English on January 08, 2024, 05:03:20 PM
Miami are 1-5 against teams with a winning record, and have lost 9 straight games in temperatures below 40F. The Chiefs finished 11-6 and it is projected to be 15F in KC this weekend.

freaking Steelers better not let me down though.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Johnny English on January 08, 2024, 10:38:46 PM
Update: windchill at game time in KC is currently forecast to be between -17 and -26. That sounds freaking miserable.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 08, 2024, 10:51:04 PM
Update: windchill at game time in KC is currently forecast to be between -17 and -26. That sounds freaking miserable.
But will Taylor Swift be there?
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Johnny English on January 08, 2024, 10:53:21 PM
But will Taylor Swift be there?
If she is I doubt she'll be sitting on a plastic seat clutching a frozen $13 can of beer in a double gloved hand, or standing in the washroom for 15 minutes to try and warm up.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 09, 2024, 06:00:07 AM
https://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/report_chiefs_getting_blocked_from_hiring_emergency_coach_for_playoffs/s1_17068_39785347
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 09, 2024, 07:18:44 PM
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Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 09, 2024, 08:12:15 PM
Really want to see a Lions/Browns Super Bowl. Two fanbases that know suffering.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Johnny English on January 09, 2024, 08:38:31 PM
Really want to see a Lions/Browns Super Bowl. Two fanbases that know suffering.

My crabs in a bucket feeling is way too strong to want this, although there's a fair argument that they're both already out of the bucket and I need to start hauling on some other stranded crustaceans' asses.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 09, 2024, 08:58:34 PM
My crabs in a bucket feeling is way too strong to want this, although there's a fair argument that they're both already out of the bucket and I need to start hauling on some other stranded crustaceans' asses.

I wanted KC to win a few years back too. I'm good with beat-up fanbases getting their chance. I want to be that fanbase someday.

Bonus is that it means Miami, Buffalo, Philly, and Dallas were eliminated.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 09, 2024, 09:04:16 PM
Really want to see a Lions/Browns Super Bowl. Two fanbases that know suffering.
The only way I want to see the Browns in the Super Bowl is if Baker Mayfield beats them there.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: AlioTheFool on January 09, 2024, 09:15:42 PM
The only way I want to see the Browns in the Super Bowl is if Baker Mayfield beats them there.

You know, that just jogged my memory. I had forgotten I hated them because of a certain QB.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Johnny English on January 09, 2024, 09:42:55 PM
I wanted KC to win a few years back too. I'm good with beat-up fanbases getting their chance. I want to be that fanbase someday.

Bonus is that it means Miami, Buffalo, Philly, and Dallas were eliminated.

As usual, my primary supporting interest will be whoever is this week's AFCE opponent(s). I'll worry about who to root for once Miami and Buffalo are gone.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: dcm1602 on January 11, 2024, 11:18:51 PM
I saw something crazy about the major trades/swaps in the majority of the upcoming match-ups.

Chiefs/dolphins with the Hill trade, Texans/Browns with the Watson trade, Packers/Cowboys Mccarthy, and Rams/Lions Goff for Stafford

Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 12, 2024, 12:05:50 PM
Is the game gonna be free on Peacock or subscriber-only?
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 13, 2024, 12:00:15 PM
https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1746229639494750653?t=j5MJjHwUtSEV87stexc8tQ&s=19
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 13, 2024, 05:31:59 PM
Joe Picko
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 13, 2024, 05:38:46 PM
Can't believe Cleveland got that much production from Flacco. This is more like it.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Jumbo on January 13, 2024, 05:57:37 PM
Stroud looks amazing. If only our #2 overall QB was that good
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: MBGreen on January 13, 2024, 06:00:43 PM
Stroud looks amazing. If only our #2 overall QB was that good
Our #2 is THAT good....at freaking your mom.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 13, 2024, 06:08:41 PM
Davis Mills sighting
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 13, 2024, 06:16:59 PM
Elijah Moore, 1 rec 7 yds
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: loyaljetsfan on January 13, 2024, 07:02:50 PM
How did we suffocate the Texans offense?
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 13, 2024, 07:03:51 PM
BREAKING

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1746336792519868496?t=S8J86CVyzVL9YtoXatZ26Q&s=19
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Heismanberg on January 13, 2024, 07:29:06 PM
Elijah Moore, 1 rec 7 yds

Why did Jesus do this to him?
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Heismanberg on January 13, 2024, 07:31:32 PM
Hardman sucks
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Heismanberg on January 13, 2024, 07:37:42 PM
Jason Garrett:  "The ball is really spinning out of Tua's hand!"

Tua has completed two screens and he just skipped another to a wide open Achane. 
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Heismanberg on January 13, 2024, 07:39:04 PM
And now he throws an awful pick
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Jumbo on January 13, 2024, 07:50:45 PM
How did we suffocate the Texans offense?

Browns D overrated as hell
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 13, 2024, 10:03:07 PM
I was at the last Dolphins playoff win back in 2000. I thought that was funny 10 years ago. Still funny now after their 23rd straight season without a playoff win.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: dcm1602 on January 14, 2024, 05:39:34 AM
Apparently there's a "possibility" the Bills game gets moved to Tuesday

I have to imagine the odds of this are close to 0, but it would be nice if the Bills get royally screwed by the scheduling gods (since I see them winning as a forgone conclusion)
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 14, 2024, 12:31:15 PM
https://x.com/dazz0_716/status/1746562797259886829?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 14, 2024, 12:54:24 PM
Gentle reminder that Google is free.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 14, 2024, 03:36:00 PM
Not sure how I feel about this one. Always funny to see Dallas lose in the playoffs but I can't really stand to see Packers fans be spoiled for the 4th decade in a row.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 14, 2024, 03:51:38 PM
Go Pack Go!
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: MBGreen on January 14, 2024, 04:25:28 PM
Go Pack Go!
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Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 14, 2024, 04:30:29 PM
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I don't know what that is but I hope Aaron Rodgers tears his PCL as a result of his nExt darkness retreat.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: reuben on January 14, 2024, 04:37:50 PM
Not sure how I feel about this one. Always funny to see Dallas lose in the playoffs but I can't really stand to see Packers fans be spoiled for the 4th decade in a row.

That's already happened.  Enjoy watching Dallas get raped.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Jumbo on January 14, 2024, 04:44:39 PM
Love is really good

The backfoot TD throws every week are insane
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 14, 2024, 04:45:32 PM
Love is really good

The backfoot TD throws every week are insane
He's well on his way to ripping off his home state for volleyball stadium money.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Derek Smalls on January 14, 2024, 04:49:22 PM
Jordan Love is going to be a great Jet in about 13 years.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: dcm1602 on January 14, 2024, 04:51:55 PM
Time for those BB to Dallas rumors to heat up
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Jumbo on January 14, 2024, 04:53:00 PM
Jordan Love is going to be a great Jet in about 13 years.

Favre: 2008
Rodgers: 2023
Love: 2038

I don't know why people hate the Packers they give us our only good QBs
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 14, 2024, 05:14:03 PM
Favre: 2008
Rodgers: 2023
Love: 2038

I don't know why people hate the Packers they give us our only good QBs
How has Aaron Rodgers been a good QB for the Jets?
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 14, 2024, 05:16:15 PM
How has Aaron Rodgers been a good QB for the Jets?
We'll always have Hard Knocks.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 14, 2024, 05:18:54 PM
We'll always have Hard Knocks.

"I don't know who you are!" Says someone who has spent his last 25 years having people hit him in the head.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: bojanglesman on January 14, 2024, 05:30:21 PM
I hope either the Packers blow this game or they blow out Dallas.  Someone needs to be miserable.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 14, 2024, 06:09:56 PM
I just know the Cowboys fans smashing TVs compilation is gonna be .
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 14, 2024, 06:12:52 PM
https://twitter.com/Peter_Bukowski/status/1746684125430399457
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: MBGreen on January 14, 2024, 06:15:59 PM
https://twitter.com/Peter_Bukowski/status/1746684125430399457
See...u knew who this was.

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Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 14, 2024, 06:26:34 PM


See...u knew who this was.

Someone sent tme that tweet. I didn't bother looking at the pfp.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: bojanglesman on January 14, 2024, 06:55:23 PM
Not a good HC interview for Dan Quinn on national TV.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Heismanberg on January 14, 2024, 07:08:44 PM
Not a good HC interview for Dan Quinn on national TV.

The league should stop recycling these bums
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 14, 2024, 07:17:06 PM
The Jagoff-Rams storyline didn't occur to me until now.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 14, 2024, 07:17:36 PM
The league should stop recycling these bums
I remember some people crying that we hired Bowles instead of Dan Quinn.

Made no difference after all.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: reuben on January 14, 2024, 07:26:22 PM
See...u knew who this was.

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I thought this was that Shkreli dude until now
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 14, 2024, 07:54:00 PM
I want the Lions to win but if they lose it's still a little funny that they haven't won a playoff game since 1991.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 15, 2024, 03:26:09 PM
I'm so excited to see the Bills or Steelers lose.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 15, 2024, 04:05:18 PM
I'm so excited to see the Bills or Steelers lose.
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Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 15, 2024, 04:10:01 PM
Karl Dunbar sighting
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 15, 2024, 04:29:09 PM
#JustMasonRudolphThings
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: MBGreen on January 15, 2024, 04:31:11 PM
#JustMasonRudolphThings
Genie Bouchard blowies ruined him
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 15, 2024, 04:35:19 PM
Great troll move by Diggs, not gonna lie.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 15, 2024, 04:43:40 PM
Tomlin's current contract's end lines up perfectly with Saleh and Douglas getting fired at the end of next season. Just saying.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 15, 2024, 07:38:00 PM
Maybe Bradbury shouldn't be on a fast deep threat.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 15, 2024, 09:31:05 PM
Maybe Bradbury shouldn't be on a fast deep threat.
He's not going to be safe in Philly after tonight.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: reuben on January 15, 2024, 09:34:02 PM
I'm pretty sure we broke Jalen Hurts. 
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 15, 2024, 09:34:21 PM
Bucs are succeeding with a defensive HC and a rookie OC? Is that allowed?
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: CatoTheElder on January 15, 2024, 10:11:17 PM
Bucs are succeeding with a defensive HC and a rookie OC? Is that allowed?

No! This is blasphemy.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Johnny English on January 15, 2024, 10:37:24 PM
Bucs are succeeding with a defensive HC and a rookie OC? Is that allowed?

If only we could get lucky enough to find a head coach like the Buccs have.
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 15, 2024, 10:44:37 PM
https://x.com/yungblastro/status/1747105993283010956?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: SixFeetDeep on January 15, 2024, 10:44:58 PM
Bucs are succeeding with a defensive HC and a rookie OC? Is that allowed?

Todd Balls is an offensive Guru
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: dcm1602 on January 15, 2024, 10:45:35 PM
Bucs are succeeding with a defensive HC and a rookie OC? Is that allowed?

To be fair we could've won that division and have beaten the eagles this year so
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on January 16, 2024, 06:59:29 AM
https://x.com/yungblastro/status/1747105993283010956?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg
Perfect
Title: Re: 2023 Wild Card Weekend
Post by: Badger on March 08, 2024, 04:24:46 AM
https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2024/3/7/24093340/chiefs-dolphins-playoff-fans-amputation-nfl