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Collegiate Football => The NFL Draft => Topic started by: Johnny English on April 21, 2023, 03:10:06 PM

Title: NYJ Official Draft Party
Post by: Johnny English on April 21, 2023, 03:10:06 PM: Tickets can be obtained here, they are free:

https://www.newyorkjets.com/draft/draft-party
Title: Re: NYJ Official Draft Party
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2023, 03:11:02 PM: We should have an official JetOffensive draft party via zoom

You guys should want to listen to me rant about which tackle has the best derriere
Title: Re: NYJ Official Draft Party
Post by: Johnny English on April 21, 2023, 03:12:30 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 21, 2023, 03:11:02 PM
We should have an official JetOffensive draft party via zoom

You guys should want to listen to me rant about which tackle has the best derriere

Are women going to be allowed? Please provide your LLC registration number.
Title: Re: NYJ Official Draft Party
Post by: Heismanberg on April 21, 2023, 03:13:29 PM: Quote from: Johnny English on April 21, 2023, 03:12:30 PM
Are women going to be allowed? Please provide your LLC registration number.

Not in the JetOffensive Lounge

Only trannies like Puck and MB
Title: Re: NYJ Official Draft Party
Post by: MBGreen on April 21, 2023, 09:40:12 PM: Quote from: Heismanberg on April 21, 2023, 03:13:29 PM
Not in the JetOffensive Lounge

Only trannies like Puck and MB
Suck my fake penis
Title: Re: NYJ Official Draft Party
Post by: Libero_2 on April 21, 2023, 11:32:56 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 21, 2023, 09:40:12 PM
Suck my fake penis

Would that be the blue jelly rooster…?
Title: Re: NYJ Official Draft Party
Post by: MBGreen on April 22, 2023, 08:34:12 AM: Quote from: Libero_2 on April 21, 2023, 11:32:56 PM
Would that be the blue jelly rooster…?
It's interchangeable...like the hook for my hand
Title: Re: NYJ Official Draft Party
Post by: delavan on April 22, 2023, 12:13:14 PM: (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5e/Double_dildo_overview_01.jpg/320px-Double_dildo_overview_01.jpg)
Title: Re: NYJ Official Draft Party
Post by: Badger on April 22, 2023, 03:15:36 PM: I'd actually like to go to one of these but I also don't want to cross two rivers on a weekday for something less than a game.
Title: Re: NYJ Official Draft Party
Post by: MBGreen on April 23, 2023, 06:39:33 AM: Quote from: Badger on April 22, 2023, 03:15:36 PM
I'd actually like to go to one of these but I also don't want to cross two rivers on a weekday for something less than a game.

better than hopping 2 connector flights
Title: Re: NYJ Official Draft Party
Post by: Derek Smalls on April 23, 2023, 01:38:54 PM: Quote from: MBGreen on April 23, 2023, 06:39:33 AM
better than hopping 2 connector flights
Not that much better!